Certain Characters Are Not Even Fictional To Me They Are Real. They Are Like Friends To Me

have i told y’all the story about how crab dicks are directly responsible for me and my partner getting together

“yeah no” is one of the best phrases in contemporary English.

You're telling me a gar* licked this bread?

*a North American freshwater fish of the family Lepisosteidae

“i don’t condone violence, but-” well i DO. stop pussyfooting around. if that was my wife, event security would have had to drag me out

macrophotography is about access to a secret world of ecology that has always been around you but too small to see, macrophotography is also about accidentally honing your bug finding instincts too well and realizing precisely how many insects live in your house.

That's my thumb. This wasp is very small but also absolutely nowhere near as small as wasps can get.

When one of you primary hobbies involves spotting extremely small and well camouflaged animals in the wild, that doesn't switch off when you get home and you suddenly find yourself getting sidetracked on your way to the kitchen because you spotted an isopod wriggling around in the carpet.

criminal minds + banned tag list insp

i love when tragedies are like “the love was there. it didnt change anything. it didnt save anyone. there were just too many forces against it. but it still matters that the love was there”

you can only reblog this today

This is an instant injection of serotonin. The two things I love the most, cats and Penelope Garcia 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼