I Would've Gone Into Cardiac Arrest If They Had Killed Fez I'm Not Even Fucking Around.

I'm staying up till 4 to watch euphoria and will have no regrets.

Mileven rise

it’s not even funny anymore it’s only suffering

Sam Levinson count ur fucking days for making me have to wait two years to find out if Fez died or not. Fuck. You.

That's it.

My Thoughts on 2x04

Alright, so I’m back from rewatching the episode and I gotta say, this is my LEAST favorite episode by far:

1) Elliot being fuckin grimy as hell. Like the fact that he not only broke the bro code and made out with Rue’s gf, but then snitch on her?? Then trying to play innocent like “I just got tired of lying to you 🥺🥺 I’m so sorry” like bruh, fuck off. I actually liked Elliot at first thought he was cool the first two episodes but the more he opens his mouth, the more I begin to dislike him 💀

2) I absolutely HATE what Sam’s doing with Kay’s character. Like seriously, if we’re not not hearing her whine about how much she hates being with Ethan, we don’t see much of her at all throughout the episodes, and she only had like 5 lines this episode

3) Cassie being Cassie, and completely over the whole love triangle within their storylines. Her getting so drunk to a point where she starts throwing up on everyone and completely losing it, while her mom does nothing? (Although, what can you expect from her when she’s an alcoholic)

4) Fezco barely being in the episode at all, and I just KNEW we were gonna be well fed with Lexco content tonight lmao at this point I feel like all we have left is them having their lil moment on the couch and that being that

5) They gave Cal wayyyy too much screen time than needed. Like, the man is a predator…no one wants to see this fuckin creep take up majority of the episode with him having a fucking meltdown over how he hates his family. I hope he stays gone after this episode

6) Jules cheating on Rue, not only after disliking the fact that she and Elliot were even friends, but after going on about how she was no longer interested in men 🙃🙃 plus her getting upset at Rue for drinking when it was stupid to have her tag along in the first place, knowing that she’s an addict. I don’t hate Jules, but I don’t know if I can defend her anymore lol

7) Is it just me, or do a lot of scenes get cut and not make it to the episode??? Like, wasn’t there supposed to be a scene where the girls are all taking a picture on the staircase (or did I miss that part?) then I could’ve SWORN we were supposed to get at least another scene with Fezco, which also makes me wonder why we didn’t get that couch scene with him and Lexi. I would hope it didn’t get cut out, because what was the point of hyping them up so much in the trailers?

Overall, I’m dissatisfied with tonight’s episode and the storyline just gets progressively worse week by week, and I have a huge feeling that by the time we reach episode 8, we will NOT be happy. In conclusion, I’m gonna have to give this episode a 3/10

I'm sorry I'm just imagining Fez and Cal being roommates in prison and pissing myself

Spoilers for Euphoria 2x06

APPARENTLY FEZ HOLDS LEXIS HAND IM FUCKING LEVITATING

AAAAAAAAAAA

Fez looking at lexi while singing stand by me put me into cardiac arrest goodbye

No like I love this show and rue has my heart.... but frr

Me watching Euphoria while waiting for Lexi and Fez scenes

... Damn

All you mf who love Silco from Arcane have some bad relationships with your parents and some serious abandonment issues I just know it

I just know max would have hyped el tf up for hitting Angela