Pls This Is Exactly How It Would Go Down

this is the funniest thing this just in b*ler fans are reaching so far they’re straight up trying to say that mike doesn’t see eleven as a girl and therefore is gay 💀

Currently preparing my 7 day cyber bullying campaign to Sam Levinson if he doesn’t give me good Lexi Fez content tonight

So this is happening

K listen this is the real ep.8 plot twist...

So the raid happens and shit starts to get real bad and suddenly, Fez's grandma wakes up cause she can sense her babies are in danger, so you know damn well she puts on that baddie "God's word God's will" pantsuit, she enters in the scene with her iconic "Hey, f*uckface!" and smacks the shit out of all those bishes, Custer will go first of course

I'm sorry but the O'neils have my heart and I just want nothing bad to happen to them 😶

Like, imagine her entering like this...

I cannot believe that from 6 episodes they could only put two decent fexi scenes that only lasted 4-5 minutes and now in EP.7 we are only getting a brief moment that might be only a flashback.

Bitch,I'm out.

This is now my Canon

I also really like the idea that Fez has been out of the high school socialization game so long that he has no idea who is considered cool/hot and who isn’t. So like he just assumes that because Lexi is so beautiful and interesting and funny that she must have tons of friends and guys after her. So when she doesn’t text him at first he’s like yeah that’s fair 😔 she probably has a ton of guys chasing her and I’m just some dropout she saw commit a felony assault 😔😔 and then when he finds out that she’s nervous because she doesn’t think he would really like her he’s just like????? The fuck??

“oh no, joel killed the doctor, possibly the only person smart enough to make a cure!” oh yeah? then maybe the fireflies should have consulted with the doctor before telling the guy they all know for being great at killing that they were gonna kill his daughter and he doesn’t get to say goodbye. maybe he would be smart enough to say that’s a bad idea.

Jules: gives rue alcohol

Rue: drinks it

Jules:

Rue was off her head that whole episode but what she said to jules.... there were no lies.

Miss girl cannot just show up to her house in elliots clothes after backstabbing and hurting rue in every possible way throughout their friendship/relationship and be like "I love you🥺". LIKE NO TF U DONT?!?!?

What rue said was really fucking harsh but she was speaking facts and it was a reality check for jules

Especially the "you love to be loved part"

I know some ppl will be upset by this but

Byler isn't queerbait. Queerbait is when a show writes two heavily queercoded characters and purposely baits the fans into believing it will become canon

1) Will is queercoded, and practically canonically gay. Mike isn't. Mike has only ever shown interest in El. You can argue that as much as you want but there's no solid proof for him being queer, just looks and the horrible take that Mike didn't tell El he loves her bc he's gay

2) just bc the actors ship it, doesn't mean they're saying they'll get together

And another thing

"Ugh how could the duffers trick us into thinking that Will was going to come out to Jonathan!" and "Well if Robin comes out how come Will can't" are both things that I have seen on here and on tiktok, and honestly it pisses me off.

No one said that the Will and Jonathan was a coming out scene, the fandom concluded that. And second, queer people don't owe people coming out. It's the 80s, both of them could be killed for that. Also, Will has been bullied for 'acting queer' for years, maybe think about the fact that it’s a shameful and humiliating thing to him

Have the duffers been pretty awful to Will? Yes. But guess what, they've also been awful to El, Max, and Joyce this whole time, where are the posts being outraged over that?

Everyone's allowed their own opinion on things, but don't go saying byler is queerbait when it fucking isn't. That's like saying ronance and steddie were queerbait, but no one's saying that bc IT'S NOT QUEERBAIT

Queer people existed in the 80s, but they were also exiled or killed for it. And queer people shouldn't have to come out anyway. So maybe remember those facts before you get all prissy about Will not coming out this season.

Oh hell no

WHAT IF LEXI DIES BECAUSE SOMEONE WANTS TO GET REVANGE ON HIM OR SMTH AND THEN FEZ WILL KILL HIMSELF BECAUSE HE CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT HER THEN WHAT