I Love Marlene McKinnon

regulus runs away au where walburga sends him a howler saying "i've burned you off the tapiserie. you are no daughter of mine." and regulus just gives sirius a thumbs up

remus never runs. he will not, under any circumstances, run anywhere. not even when he is late to class or gets caught after curfew. if you ever saw him run, it was not him.

Tall Lupin.

Saw a post about short Lupin earlier , which is valid. But consider: Lupin being just taller than everyone. Even James. To me, he isn’t as tall as a lamppost- he IS the lamppost. If you put one of those hard hats with lights on it that miners use on him, he would get immediately get hired as a streetlight by road authorities.

Everytime he hugs Sirius, he just eclipses him. Sirius disappears into his hugs. He goes MIA.

James is looking for Sirius? Check Remus’ arms! He’s probably hiding out in there.

also: he can reach the highest shelf in a grocery store.

CONSIDER my gamers. Just consider it.

marlene: dorcas has a good heart

lily: yes i've noticed you staring at her heart

just... just marlene calling dorcas dork..

James: What the fuck?! Crouch just fucking bit me!

Regulus: oh finally!

James: huh?

*Regulus, Evan, Pandora and Dorcas collectively roll up their sleeves to show him teeth marks*

Pandora: It means you're accepted. Biting is his love language.

james 'i love you' potter and regulus 'no you dont' black

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regulus 'i hate you' black and james 'no you dont' potter

“jily is the reason for the fandom.” so is joanne rowling but you don’t see me licking her fucking boots.

sirius black would absolutely destroy the met gala thank you for listening