Why Did He Say This

Imagine not explaining an app to someone then shaming them for getting it wrong, THEN threatening break up… this relationship is toxic

Lonely island songs are hilarious, but my adhd ass will for sure sing them during sex.

I really hope my partner doesn’t leave me for suggesting he’s as intense as a military unit taking out a terrorist.

@theweavers

she’s a 10 but she’s a little too into wanting to see your organs

Vampire that’s dirt poor, doesn’t have a sprawling manor or vast riches accumulated by interest. Can’t afford those black leather boots they really want. Travels as a bat to save money not cuz they like it.

NEVER let men be masculine. hold the line soldiers

i dont feel love or affection for humankind. i only declare war against aliens

@official-linguistics-post

Shadows of Sybil

Setting: Chicago by Night

Ava Heloise

Clan: Toreador

Age appearance: 29

Eye color: Red

Hair: Black

Ava is carrying the shadow of a powerful Lasombra.

Dakota Raine

Clan: Gangrel

Age appearance: 18

Eye color: Blue

Hair: Red dreads, long messy

Ollie Hopkins

Clan: Nosferatu

Age appearance: 30

Eye color: Brown

Hair: Brunette, clean shaven

Was previously a boxer - tall and has a large build. Wears a realistic porcelain mask to cover disfiguration underneath.

Shuichi Saito

Clan: Tremere

Age appearance: 35

Eye color: Brown

Hair: Dark brown

Wears a signature green suit with broach. Was consumed by shadows & the abyss but is connected to Ava.

Emi

Clan: Ventrue

Age appearance: 8

Eye color: Green

Hair: Pink

Wears a shoolgirl uniform with two black bows. Carries a stuffed lamp chop plush.

Long post but I was so happy to have the chance to draw these lovely characters for such a great chronicle ☺️ Have to introduce them all!

NO THIS ONE IS REAL WTF

"they took pluto from you" "they took dinosaurs from you" "they took neptune from you" grow a second personality trait and stop getting upset that our understanding of the world has grown since you were in 3rd grade

*shaking sobbing covered in blood* yeah it's fine that i can't do The Thing because of my disability. thats fine. its whatever. i am completely at peace with the fact that i cannot do The Thing and i will stop torturing myself on that basis. it totally doesn't make me feel subhuman at all that i can't do The Thing. i'm so normal about my inability to do The Thing. i really am. i really, really am. it's whatever. it's fine. i'm fine. everything is FINE