Lonely island songs are hilarious, but my adhd ass will for sure sing them during sex.
I really hope my partner doesn’t leave me for suggesting he’s as intense as a military unit taking out a terrorist.
America runs on girl balls
dunkin donuts more like dick in donuts. lol.
I’ll conjugate your UwU is how I got my partner to date me
Linguistics is cancelled
"my fave did nothing wrong" oh yeah well MY fave fucked everything up and she's still my fave so
i dont feel love or affection for humankind. i only declare war against aliens
reblog to get your pussy eaten by a sexy transmasc or eat a sexy transmascs pussy
@theweavers
Not to get political but men should wear panties at all times