Fisheye Placebo By Yuumei

Zim had been thrilled when he first heard of the Imperial Civilization Masquerade, he truly had. It was an ornamental event, where the invaders got to share the cultures of their assigned planets with each other and higher ranking Irkens. Other invaders brought many things, fine silks, fanciful platters of sweets, odd fizzing liquids that tasted like melted sugar.

No one told Zim to bring anything, other than the dress that adorned his slim frame. In fact, no one had truly invited him to the lustrous event, the only reason he discovered it was because the tallest forgot to hang up after his report. After they mentioned it he inquired about it, cheer evident in his voice. They were hesitant to tell him more about it.

So there he was, underneath the shimmering, stardust chandelier of The Massives ballroom, the initial joy he once felt completely gone. Surrounded by faces familiar and new, each chatting, dancing, and eating, Zim felt something bubble up within him. It was something rotten that caused his chest to feel as though it was weighed down by gold, and his palms to sweat.

Everyone had someone. The almighty tallest were standing by the elaborate dessert table, boisterous laughs emitting from their shaking forms. The other invaders were sitting on some chairs that lined the wall. Elites, generals, and other such Irkens were dancing and cheering. Zim wished he could dance with someone…. Even the service drones seemed to have someone! Even if it was just another drone or someone they were serving.

Placing his free hand on his cheek, he sniffed and tried to blink the sudden blurriness from his eyes, the feeling of a warm liquid seeping through his thin gloves. Along with the other symptoms his throat suddenly felt as though it was stuffed with cotton. He took a sip of the exotic drink so rid of the feeling.

It tasted lonely.

I need happy wukong in my life 🥲

I said I wasn’t gonna do this I said I wouldn’t do it I sai

Well, I don't know why but listening to this song I couldn't resist drawing this I am ground and tired to die but here we are drawing things at midnight.

I can't take a picture so it's the screenshot of the photo and it's practically you dancing with a lot of trolls to the sound of that song and a lot of good wine of parras

MANDATORY LISTENING, PREPARE YOURSELVES

selfship art! ^-^

Some day dude

This is a big, giant list of Youtube tutorials that will teach you all the basic life skills you need to know in order to be a functional adult. There are a lot of important skills that aren’t included in this list, but this should be enough of a basic guide to get you started and prevent you from making a total mess of yourself. Happy adulting! Household Skills:

How to unclog a toilet without a plunger

How to fix a blown fuse

How to fix a leaky faucet 

How to clean soap scum from your tub and shower

How to escape from a house fire

How to make a budget and stick to it

How to sharpen a knife

How to clean a self-cleaning oven

How to clean red wine stains from carpet

How to clean blood stains from fabric

How to clean grease stains from fabric

How to do a load of laundry

How to iron your clothes

How to test your smoke detectors

Cooking Skills:

How to tell if produce is ripe

How to know if food is expired 

How to properly sanitize a kitchen

How to cook an egg

How to make rice

How to make pasta

How to put out a kitchen grease fire safely

How to use a gas stove

How to use a convection oven

How to cook meat safely

How to use a stand mixer

How to use kitchen knives properly

How to make mashed potatoes

How to make grilled cheese sandwiches 

Health Skills:

How to stop bleeding

How to treat a burn 

How to do CPR (on an adult)

How to do CPR (on a child)

How to do CPR (on a baby)

How to help someone who is choking

How to save yourself if you are choking alone

How to read a nutrition label

How to treat frostbite

How to recognize when someone is having a stroke

How to maintain a healthy sleep schedule

Mental Health Skills:

How to calm down during a panic attack

How to help someone who is suicidal 

How to meditate 

How to stop self-harming

How to recognize problem drinking

How to choose a therapist

How to deal with disappointment

How to cope with grief

How to raise your self-esteem

Relationship and Social Skills:

How to apologize

How to cope with a breakup 

How to accept criticism 

How to deal with bullying 

How to argue in a healthy way

How to ask someone out

How to break up with someone

How to recognize an abusive relationship

How to rekindle a damaged friendship

How to speak in public

Job Hunting Skills:

How to tie a tie

How to write a resume

How to write a cover letter

How to dress for a job interview (for women/femmes)

How to dress for a job interview (for men/masculines)

How to properly shake hands

How to nail a job interview

Other Skills:

How to sew on a button 

How to hammer a nail

How to change your oil

How to put gas in your car

How to jump-start a car

How to pick a good password

How to back up your files

How to write a cheque

Greeeeeeeen

Duudeeeee U are My hero 💖💖💖💖💖💖

We are going to take your blog down just like the other gross zadr shippers

Is the most stupid accidental kiss i have ever draw :y

Bonus:

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heres the photoset version of my dib tutorial