I feel like this would be me in the situation. On both sides, no less.
A remarkable Jacobean re-emergence after 200 years of yellowing varnish Courtesy Philip Mould
Shouldn’t this be a Supernatural episode or something?
imagine laying in bed and instead of pulling on your legs or whatever, a demon straight up just smacks your ass
That laugh at the though.
i am going to think about this every day for the rest of my life (x)
my kid has started to write stories and like, no lies, they’re funny as fuck
I am so ready for the first of Halloween.
A wild corgi appears!
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