Pope : I Have Feelings For You.

Kiara: Ok, maybe playing 'whose family is most dysfunctional' wasn't the best idea we've had. JJ’s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...

Pope: guys wtf? You know to never play that around JJ!

*after the motorcycle incident*

Pope: Is the pain bad?

JJ: It's not that bad.

Pope: Don't lie to yourself.

JJ: I'm not lying to myself, i'm lying to you.

JJ: Do I look straight?

John B: Not in the slightest

JJ: I meant my parking job

John B: Oh

John B: In that case, yes, it's fine

Matter to you - Sasha Sloan

Thought I’d do something different

JJ, flopping on top of pope

Pope: you okay, sweetheart?

JJ: sweetheart? Are we doing pet names now?

Pope, flustered: it just- it just slipped out!

Kiara: I told JJ that every time he lies, his ears turn red

Sarah: what, why?

Kiara: watch

Kiara: JJ, do you have a crush on Pope?

JJ, covering his ears: no!

Pope: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

JJ: I know. Whenever I'm near the person I like 1 just start acting stupid.

Pope: But you're always acting stupid?

JJ:.

JJ: Yeah, don't think about that too hard.

Pope: some bottoms are just too bratty for their own good

JJ, immediately: and I took that personally.

JJ, screaming and running with a metal bin: I’M BREAKING THE WINDOW!

‘Emergency assistance, this is Trisha’

Pope: hi, we.. we locked our baby in the car and people are judging us

JJ: I SWEAR TO GOD IM GONNA BREAK IT

Pope: do not break it, you’ll get glass on him!

‘Sir, please tell your wife to relax, everything is going to be okay’

Pope: that’s a man

‘Really?’

JJ: remember when I said I had to go to the pharmacy?

Pope: yeah?

JJ: they’re out of my ADHD meds for five days

Pope: oh my god

JJ: it’s going to be a fun week!

Pope: I’m going to my parents-

JJ: through sickness and in health mother fucker-