JJ, To Pope : We Had A Date!

Pope: Do you want to know your gay name?

JJ: My... my gay name?

Pope: Yeah, it's your first name-

JJ: Haha. Very funny Pope-

Pope: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.

JJ: Oh- oh my god.

JJ, panting and ready to break the law

Kiara: he needs to get dicked down

The rest of the pogues: WHAT

Kiara: what?

Pope, quietly: I volunteer to dick him down…

The pogues: WHAT

JJ: yes please

JJ, very drunk: Daaamn, hottie, do you come here often?

Pope: We live together, JJ.

Pope: I have a new hoodie.

JJ: Wrong.

JJ: We have a new hoodie.

Kiara: have you proposed yet?

Pope: no, but in my head JJ and I have two kids and a library

Pope Heyward’s Camera Roll

Pope , sweating: JJ, there’s something I need to ask you-

JJ: Finally! You’re proposing!

Pope : How’d you know?

JJ: Pope , you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.

JJ: I even picked it up once.

Everyone at DisneyLand pt1

Kiara: is that a leash? JJ, *Holding the leash attached to their sons harness* No, its a child safety tether

Pope: It's a leash, don't judge us

JJ: we have a runner

Pope: Cooper is going through a phase, oh, we hope its a phase

JJ: He bolts every chance he gets

JJ, *chasing Cooper at the park* COOPER!

JJ, *chasing Cooper in town* COOPER!

JJ, *chasing Cooper out of Day care* COOPER!

JJ: So we had no choice but to put him on a child safety tether

Pope: its a leash, and... we did have a choice

Pope, exasperated: but how do I know if he’s gay?

John B: here. JJ!

JJ, looking up from his phone on the couch: what

John B: would you rather give up cheese or blow jobs for the rest of your life?

Pope: that’s not-

JJ, shrugging: blow jobs maybe… they hurt my jaw

Pope *eyes blowing wide*

John B: you’re welcome.