Never Been Normal About Anything

jude: don’t worry I’ve got a few knives up my sleeve.

taryn: I think you mean cards.

cardan: she does not.

jude, pulling out knives: I did not.

lmao i love sending a "Please advise." email. Cuz you just KNOW with the intensity of that period at the end of the sentence I'm telling you "Fucking figure this shit out. This isnt my job."

before getting a cat: all cats are basically the same they’re just different colors

after getting a cat: has anyone else in this house noticed that dante has a growth mindset

and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally

CACKLING

(5/5) キㅇ_ㅇ . . .💥❤️(♂️🔄♀️)

Rest in peace OFA embers… you will be missed 🙏 thanks for reading!

Part 4 | Part 1

Cardan, watching tv at Vivi’s: The crab in the Little Mermaid was right, the human world is a mess.

I love how holly black took the ‘brooding and mysterious love interest who is a jerk but is secretly in love with the mc” and instead of making a charismatic asshole with a six pack she made a pathetic loser boy who is drunk all the time, can’t fight, and wants nothing to do with the main plot.

What’s your core memory of watching the Lord of the Rings films for the first time because I will never forget how my extremely South Asian dad — during the emotionally climatic scene where Arwen is riding to the Havens and sees a vision of her son — paused, pointed, and said “Mashallah, Sister Arwen has accepted the hijab, alhamdulillah, praise be to god” and giggled for a good five minutes 😭

last time i shared this in a uni tolkien club someone called him a misogynistic fundamentalist because irl tolkien clubs are fucking deranged so please let me clarify that he was, in fact, joking.

You deserve the world baby❤️