Why Are You Weird

i’m finally back guys. starting over 🌱

love when a mutual has a new blorbo and they keep putting posts on my dash that are completely incomprehensible. it's like watching a friend win a game show in a language I don't speak. I don't have a fucking clue what's happening to you but it's nice to see you happy

I love them, Your Honor 🙋🏻‍♀️💚

Remember earlier this year when Boeing very clearly had a whistleblower executed? And law enforcement didn't even look for anyone or release any info about it or anything?

People keep comparing Luigi Mangione's case to the subway murderer who got off because of systemic eugenics, but I think there's something more apt about the fact that a CEO had someone executed in recent memory, with zero attempts to find a culprit, while they spared no expense at all to find (and probably frame, it's beginning to look like) someone who shot a CEO. It's always fine to slaughter if you're rich, but if you kill the rich, they will hunt you down.

my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

Frothing at the mouth, sliding down walls, rattling the bars to my enclosure over Carden “Come be angry at a nearer distance” Greenbriar and Jude “If I let myself love you, I would burn up like a match” Duarte.

barbie as the princess and the pea 🫛🩷

"youd do numbers on tumblr" girl i am on tumblr and the numbers? 4