These Are Actual Diagnoses From My Dr Appt Today

Okay fanfic writers, your mission, should you chose to accept it, is a filthy 100 word drabble, for any pairing, to be posted on Thursday, in time for American Thanksgiving.

Ready, set, write!

partygoer: I miss tumblr

girl who has at least 20 hours screentime on tumblr per week: yeah me too crazy how no one uses it anymore

opens box that reads "i wanna draw again". inside lies a note. the note says, "mental illness and difficult circumstances have taken years of interest, accessibility, and skill away from me. i want to forgive myself for that. i want to heal my relationship to my hobbies. i want to feel connected to something that once made me feel good, but the cyclic discouragement is difficult to overcome." i turn over the note. on the back it reads "wannta drawe sexy bodies awooga"

my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

Are you vocal during sex?

I’m usually lead guitar

aizawa is addicted to the trashy TV you watch and WILL discuss it with you before bed

~ talking about the folk of the air series

my personal rating — ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

~ i read this series over five months ago, and i absolutely loved it. fun fact, this was the first fantasy book i had picked up in a long time. holly black has a way of pulling you into her world, making every moment feel so immersive and addictive that putting the book down feels impossible.

~ the main reason i picked up this series was simple, I heard “enemies to lovers” and thought, yes, this is exactly what i need. but it took me months to finally start the first book, and when i did, it did not disappoint. the tension between cardan and jude was real, they truly hated each other, and watching their relationship shift felt surprisingly realistic. the betrayal, the distance, the way they found their way back to each other, it all felt so raw. but beyond the romance, the plot itself was incredible. it was political, full of betrayals, and packed with moments that made me cry, hate and then fall in love with the story all over again.

~ this story made the little girl in me so happy. growing up, i was obsessed with watching fantasy films and it always fascinated me. to this day, i still won’t stop recommending this series to anyone looking to get into reading or diving into fantasy for the first time.

how do i politely tell someone i want them to fuck me until i cry

i’m finally back guys. starting over 🌱