horny kunigami rensuke brainrot - cw. 18+ mdni. chars 20+, afab!reader
thigh riding with kunigami would go insaaaane. post-wildcard too— omg he would be so fucking MEAN 🤤
whenever you're in a skirt, it's like he can see the gears in your head working out a way to get on his lap. if you're sitting across from him, crossing and uncrossing your legs, he'll roughly drag your chair forward and fucking tip you out of it until you're stumbling onto him: "this what you wanted?"
he initially thinks of it as punishment because he knows what you really want, but you love it because his thighs are just so big
you can feel how powerful he is with his thigh muscles bunching and rolling in between your legs, his hands digging into your hips and locking you in place
while he drags your clit up and down his quad, he has all the time in the world to say the filthiest shit in your ear—never fails to make you flush hot with the things he says, "always so fuckin’ needy, baby. what would have happened if I just let you squirm over there? probably soak through that cute set i just bought you"
definitely pulls out a sneer when you start to get tired, inner thigh muscles shaking, your pussy throbbing as your panties slip and slide through your soaking wet folds—
"awww does someone think they're done? spoiled little princess too tired to get herself off? that's fuckin' cute"
degrades you like he’s paid to do it but still lets you collapse into his arms and sob into his neck while he guides your hips, "see, baby?" he says, breath harsh against your ear as you shudder and whimper out his name, "i always end up having to do all the work"
a/n: this thought has been rotting my brain for days now i need to infect others!!divider from @hyuneskkami
lmao i love sending a "Please advise." email. Cuz you just KNOW with the intensity of that period at the end of the sentence I'm telling you "Fucking figure this shit out. This isnt my job."
still sometimes think about how when my apartment got raided by cops back in 2021 i had a massive neon sign on the wall of my living room that just said "crime"
you can keep your nonchalant boy i like a man that kisses the ground I walk on
and that’s exactly why he called her ass a liar lmfao
jude "climbed into the rafters of the throne room while grievously injured because she thought someone was going to try to assassinate cardan" duarte telling him she wouldn't take a knife for him is so funny. like ok girl
Hori literally serving up so many hard drawings after BNHA ending, like did we only get crumbs the whole time 😭😂
Snake or spider kitty?
As we speak, I know dynamight fans are fighting for their lives in mha universe, like how Katsuki stans do in reality (but at least we have the bronze statue). They are probably making threads on how hero dynamight deserves to be top 3 or making conspiracy theories for news: "dynamight appeared dejected as him and the retired hero edgeshot left the airport together"
The fans be like :"ARE THOSE DARK CIRCLES ? WHO HURT HIM I'LL FIGHT THEM "
"I just know it's HPSC related, they never liked him"
"HE DEFEATED AFO AND SAVED THE SYMBOL OF PEACE, HALF OF THE HEROS ABOVE HIM WERE JUST SCRATCHING THEIR BUTTS DURING WAR"
"he can run me over with that car."
Nosy ass plant