Tumblr Is The Only Place That Im Honest, How Do You Tell Your Instagram Followers That You Just Saw A

tumblr is the only place that im honest, how do you tell your instagram followers that you just saw a bird that changed your life? they are soulless on that app, they dont give a fuck

More Posts from Theinkedsoul and Others

3 months ago

you can keep your nonchalant boy i like a man that kisses the ground I walk on

5 months ago

partygoer: I miss tumblr

girl who has at least 20 hours screentime on tumblr per week: yeah me too crazy how no one uses it anymore

4 months ago

This blog will briefly become a shrine to The Cruel Prince series. Please excuse the chaos.


Tags
3 months ago
Based Off A Twt Reference Trend 💥🧨

Based off a twt reference trend 💥🧨

6 months ago
A post on the r/energydrinks subreddit with a picture of a monster drink frozen into a popsicle and the title "Does making energy drinks into popsicles lower the efficacy if the caffeine? I enjoy mixing together multiple kinds of energy drinks and freezing them into caffeinesciles... but if the freezing process is degrading the caffeine molecules, I'll stop immediately. I need maximum torque."
A comment from u/longrange_tiddymilk that reads "No it shouldn't change the caffeine bioavailability or it's effectiveness. Have you tried shoving the Popsicle up your ass?" 
OP u/Limo-Dick_Calvin replies, "No, I haven't but if I were to boof an energy drink I think this would definitely be the way to do it. I think I'll schedule a time for myself to boof a caffeinesicle tomorrow at 11am. Edit: I did it. [link to update post]" 
u/Glad-Jellyfish-69 replies, "bro is going to the ER with frostbite in their colon [frozen emoji]"
Post from u/Limp-Dick_Calvin on r/energydrinks reading: "Update: Energy Drink Popsicle Successfully Boofed. Trip Report: 
Hey guys, its limp dick calvin, many of you might of seen my post yesterday about my practice of freezing my energy drinks into icy caffeinesicles for my sucking pleasure. Now, quite a few creative folks recommended that I boof the popsicle for maximum caffeine absorption. I've always wanted to boof something, whether that be alcohol, acid, or caffeine, but I never have. Acid is feasible I guess, but the idea of pouring a liquid down my rectum just sounds difficult and unpleasant. For one, my butthole is rather tight as it has never been penetrated, so I can't imagine my brown balloon knot would be accepting of any liquid visitors, if you know what I mean. Another thing is if I managed to get the liquid in there, and then stood up, is it just coming right back out? Just a total mess of a concept imo. However, a caffeinesicle actually provides me with the perfect way to get an energy drink up my asshole. So, I froze a thinner than usual popsicle last night with a mixture of C4 and monster energy, and this morning at 11am, I went into my backyard and used a chair to sit on the popsicle, successfully booing it. I didn't know if I should bob up and down on it like a dildo, so l just sat there. And boy, was it COLD. I felt like I was being possessed by a frost demon. However, I felt absolutely electrified. Like my blood was made of energy drink itself. I don't know if it was the freezing cold, or the rapid absorption of caffeine through my colon, or both. This felt like adderall being mainlined into my veins."
continued from previous post: "After about 3 minutes or so, the popiscle had completely melted in my asshole. I looked around for witnesses, stood up, pulled up my pants, and went to go take a shower in case any leaked out onto my legs. It's been 3 hours since and I still feel like a thousand bucks. I feel like all my brain fog is gone and if I wanted to, I could teach myself how to do commercial real estate in like 6 hours of research. I feel like my brain is limitless. Anyway, just wanted to share with you guys. I'll probably be doing this a couple times a week now. That's about it. See ya."

Comment from u/ImpactFire1021: "I need to get off this app man"

Things are happening on reddit

4 months ago
theinkedsoul - Popsicle Baby
6 months ago

I just read something that completely shifted how I see myself. All these voices in my head: the critical one, the shameful one, the angry, anxious, tired, or fearful one—aren’t my enemies. They’re parts of me that once stepped in to help me survive something painful. They froze in time, still carrying the emotional weight of those moments, and they show up now to warn me, to protect me, to make sure I don’t go through that hurt again.

But here’s the thing: they’re not here to harm me. They’re just trying to keep me safe. Maybe instead of rejecting or suppressing them, I need to meet them with love. Maybe it’s about saying, “Thank you for protecting me when I needed it, but I’m okay now. You can rest. You can let go in peace.”

I’m starting to see that even the parts of me that feel like they’re working against me are actually trying to save me. And that deserves love too. So today, let’s try to show ourselves a little more kindness. Every part of us deserves it.

3 months ago

I can't stop thinking about how the murder of Jude's parents and the disappearance of her and her sisters is probably a very famous unsolved mystery. Youtuber's do their makeup while talking about ot and true crime Podcasters salivate over the mystery. Someone gets canceled because their video got so popular that they decided to make distasteful merch referencing it. It's a whole thing. I think about this a lot

4 months ago

this is my roman empire.

This Is My Roman Empire.
  • 2013-2016vibes4thesoul
    2013-2016vibes4thesoul reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • babybellsxoxoxo
    babybellsxoxoxo liked this · 1 month ago
  • ulyssessimpsongrant
    ulyssessimpsongrant liked this · 1 month ago
  • midnightfruitloops
    midnightfruitloops reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • mantraofstars
    mantraofstars reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • aseratreasures
    aseratreasures reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • 1dotzrr
    1dotzrr liked this · 1 month ago
  • ares-laments
    ares-laments liked this · 1 month ago
  • fabien-euskadi
    fabien-euskadi liked this · 1 month ago
  • moonincapricorn
    moonincapricorn reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • toomanyfandomstho
    toomanyfandomstho liked this · 1 month ago
  • kaplooie
    kaplooie reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • kaplooie
    kaplooie liked this · 1 month ago
  • toomanyfandomsthings
    toomanyfandomsthings reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • toomanyfandomsthings
    toomanyfandomsthings liked this · 1 month ago
  • ce1erywheat
    ce1erywheat liked this · 1 month ago
  • the-real-jesus-christ
    the-real-jesus-christ reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • mxinferno
    mxinferno liked this · 1 month ago
  • bambamnesiac
    bambamnesiac liked this · 1 month ago
  • kaleighkarma
    kaleighkarma reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • bagelbarr0n
    bagelbarr0n reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • anna-rose-banana
    anna-rose-banana reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • ask-painter-kaito
    ask-painter-kaito liked this · 1 month ago
  • saidthestarling
    saidthestarling liked this · 1 month ago
  • deep-greeen
    deep-greeen reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • taiii-zores
    taiii-zores liked this · 2 months ago
  • ecchymosebleu
    ecchymosebleu reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • starsta
    starsta reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • starsta
    starsta liked this · 2 months ago
  • 100proofvodka
    100proofvodka reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • yukikrul
    yukikrul liked this · 2 months ago
  • rivedjargon
    rivedjargon liked this · 2 months ago
  • the-original-book-worm
    the-original-book-worm liked this · 2 months ago
  • doll-faced-girl
    doll-faced-girl reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • doll-faced-girl
    doll-faced-girl liked this · 2 months ago
  • the-username-you-wont-remember
    the-username-you-wont-remember reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • the-username-you-wont-remember
    the-username-you-wont-remember liked this · 2 months ago
  • ultravioletmoon
    ultravioletmoon reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • ultravioletmoon
    ultravioletmoon liked this · 2 months ago
  • lovelyenbie
    lovelyenbie reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • lovelyenbie
    lovelyenbie liked this · 2 months ago
  • no-plot-only-vibes
    no-plot-only-vibes liked this · 2 months ago
  • heartn
    heartn reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • howl-hatter
    howl-hatter reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • nichimgriff
    nichimgriff reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • kayatash
    kayatash liked this · 2 months ago
  • brothernuggetz
    brothernuggetz liked this · 2 months ago
  • thenamesflo
    thenamesflo reblogged this · 2 months ago
theinkedsoul - Popsicle Baby
Popsicle Baby

poppy | 22 | so much coming 💥

257 posts

Explore Tumblr Blog
Search Through Tumblr Tags