Horny Doesn’t Always Mean Wanting To Have Sex. Sometimes It Means Wanting To Be Beat Up Or Stabbed

first base is putting your cigarettes out on each other second base is psychosexual obsession third base is murder-suicide

siphonophores will never not freak me out. stop doing that its SCARY but also please don't ever stop doing that you ethereal marine cryptid

armor, 1617

I think everyone has both "hard" headcanons (things that are so integral to your understanding of a story that you can't enjoy content that contradicts them), and "soft" headcanons (things that are mutable, where you aren't strongly attached or you're open to alternate interpretations) and if you aren't sure if something is one or the other you can just read a fic where the author disagrees with you and see whether you react with "Huh, that's interesting" or "I have been overcome with a creeping sense of existential wrongness."

tired: “Magic Users” in fantasy being persecuted and discriminated against for using magic so we can have a forced analog

wired: “Magic Users” in fantasy being overpowered socially and politically within the world to examine how privileges create and enforce class structures

im so bored forever can i pleaaaseeeee have divine visions nowww

Costa v Rockhold