Tears In My Togachaco Eyes ,,,

Headcanon that Himiko and Ochako say I love you a lot. Like, Himiko definitely does, and definitely started it, since she'd probably take any chance to. It probably was like, Himiko started telling all her friends/family members (the League) that she loved them, and Ochako at some point just started doing the same thing back.

Ochako just used to say I love you like, when they weren't gonna see each other for a bit ("Bye, I love you!" before Uravity goes on patrol) but now she likes reminding Himiko every chance she gets.

"I love your smile. Your fangs are cute." which only serves to make her smile more.

"I love your eyes."

"I love how you do your hair."

"I love your style."

"I love the way you love."

"I love you."

omfgggggg

Himiko: These feelings are genuine. That's why I'm giving you all of my blood.

Ochako:

hate all the phrases that are sex-coded fr. The other day I was telling a friend “I just want more physical intimacy” and had to be like “fuck wait no” because I literally just want to be able to wrap my arms around my friends from behind and play with their hands or hair and have them come up behind me and tuck their chins over my head. “I want to sleep with you” but I literally mean I want to. Sleep. In the same bed. With you. Cuddling. Why is everything so difficult I am killing everyone

How does one find a QPP? Asking for a sad aroace friend who just wants someone to go on adventures with, and talk to after a long day of work, and cuddle on the couch with, and tell stories to, and infodump with, but who very much does not want a romantic or sexual relationship. (The friend is me).

[Somewhere, in a Pro-hero Uravity and Field Medic Himiko AU]

Himiko, sorting through blood donations: "What's your type?"

Ochako, delirious from blood loss: "You."

Himiko, confused: "Huh?"

Ochako: "You've got such a pretty smile..."

Himiko, blushing: "I meant your blood type."

whatever tumblr users did to breaking bad is the exact opposite of what everyone did to mlp

A list of rules when interacting with an aroace person, by an aroace person:

- Do not romantic our platonic. We will not hesitate to smash a rock into your skull.

- Do not piss us off. We're all attached by invisible walkie-talkies. It's like roaches--if there's one, there's definitely another one nearby.

- Do not say things like 'when you're married' or 'when you meet that special person'. Trust me, coming to terms with an aroace identity in a romance-centered world is not a fun, quirky choice.

- Do not assume that we don't like seeing romance/sex in the media. I'm aroace and one of my favourite genres is romance.

- WE ARE LGBTQIA+. Doesn't matter if we're cis, heterosexual but aromantic or heteroromantic but asexual or any other combination of all the various shades of aspec, WE COUNT AS QUEER PEOPLE.

- Do not equate being aroace or on the aspectrum to being celibate. It's not the same thing. Being aroace is not a choice.

- Being aroace does not mean we're all lonely or sad. Eating garlic bread is scientifically shown to boost your serotonin levels (don't fact check me on this)

- Living with someone or wanting to live with someone doesn't mean we want them romantically! If you have the option to establish a hideout for you and all your buddies, why wouldn't you?

This was, again, a list of rules when interacting with an aroace person, shown to reduce chances of dying by burnt breadsticks and pasta by 100%!

SO CANON

ochako: tsuyu, himiko is ghosting me!!

asui: ochako-chan, my dear, i already told you to see a therapist—

ochako: no!! *pulls out a ouija board* she asked me if i would still love her if she was a worm and i said "maybe" and now she stopped answering me :((

asui:

patchwork shinobi

His ass fell in that river and has not had a thought since TwT