Thegigabrain - TheGigaBrain

I love how when you fight G1 Michigan he reminds the MT crew of all your wild exploits. I know that what he's trying to do is remind his underlings that you're basically a force of nature and they need to be on their toes, but as I was being pummeled with missiles and suffering the consequences of a poor build, I couldn't help but feel like I was being encouraged.

Like, here I am slaughtering Michigan and his men but damn if I don't feel inspired! I AM the Wormkiller, damn it, and I can win this.

I wish we could listen in on what the dialogue between Michigan and Rusty would have been, though. I can just imagine Michigan goin' out saying : "Wish you'd switched sides there, pal."

conversation around the militia base that goes something like

"How come Cooper and BT keep getting sent on cool missions?"

"The alternative is that they find ways to entertain themselves."

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What, the forest-dwelling entities with imperfect human mimicry who insinuate themselves into groups of hikers? Yeah, we had one of those. Clocked it immediately, of course. Honestly it kind of fell in that so-inept-it's-kind-of-charming range. We just played along until it'd had it's fill of marshmallows and shambled back into the treeline. We might have been violating some kind of killjoy wildlife contact best practices but what the hell, can't plan around every little thing. Why, what happened to you guys

The reason I like history so much is the way you can see how unchanging human nature is. People have always been doing the same things, with different tools. Ancient Sumerians writing "I am not warning you now in hopes that you'll actually do anything, I am writing this to later prove that I warned you and you did nothing" messages in clay tablets like you'd write an office e-mail. Ancient philosophers talking about shepherds and archers, explaining the exact same problem you had this morning, like they're personally calling you out.

200 years ago, somebody was complaining about Kids These Days burying their faces in books in order to avoid socialising just the same as someone else is now ranting how their children would rather browse their phones than listen to them rant. People were arguing anonymously in the posting boards and newspaper sections just the same as they do on the internet. Someone in the bronze age woke up at 5 am to the sound of toddlers fighting over complete nonsense just the same as someone woke up to the same noises today.

For as long as there have been people, there have been people doing the same kind of things as you. From some dude in a cave with berries for paint, some Roman planning a mosaic on a wall, ancient Chinese noblewoman illustrating her calligraphed poem and some medieval monk decorating the borders of a manuscript and me on my laptop with my stylus pen, we're all just sitting here in our different times and places, wondering why the FUCK are horses so hard to draw.

so for anyone who thinks that the stuff you can do in armored core 6 is fucked up, you ain't seen nothing yet, lap dog

I’m very sorry, Laura Bailey, but my pal Thermidor asked me to kill you and your friend.