Me Holding A Gun To A Mushroom: Tell Me The Name Of God You Fungal Piece Of Shit

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

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yippee mushrooms THE OG!!!! I FOUND IT og

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Hey so I wrote a poem and um I'm gonna throw this here and see how it goes.

I am Not Trapped in This Body, I am the Body

AKA a pile of word vomit I made

I am not trapped in this body.

This body is all mine.

I do not move this body,

I am moving.

I am not trapped by my flesh,

Only how others perceive it.

I yearn to change,

But does the water not yearn to flow?

I pine to be able to change,

Just as the Oxen pine to be let out to roam.

So do not say it is unnatural to want to change.

For It Is More Unnatural

To stay

The same.

Please tell me if my poem was horrible. Like please I need to know so I can never post poems again. If i am not stopped I might post more poems

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1 year ago
Me Irl

me irl

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yoda nO DONT DO IT YOUL BE CHARGED WITH BITCHSLAUGHTER
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9 months ago
Thank You To Everyone Who Got Me To 100 Likes!

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1 year ago
A tumblr reply, edited blackout-poetry style to read, "I'm here to send flare and be queer."

I'm here to send flare and be queer. ✨

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I WAS ONLY O. TUMBLR FOR LIKE 5 SECS YESTERDAY WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS A BOOP ?!?!?!???!!?????????!!!!!

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Hi! I like to breathe and have a face. I'm new to tumblr, so uh, yeah. Use They/Them please! [forklift uncertified]

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