I Know For A Fact That Gerry Keay Uses Eyeliner As Lipstick And Mascara To Try And Touch Up His Roots

tw trypophobia. Spoilers for WCS chapter ten

Worst case scenario Sasha rework. This took me 13 hours

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bro… the fucking magnus archives…

Little moments I loved in tua pt 2/??

- “Did we all… get sexier?”

- “Yeah, you are my ghost bitch”

- “Eat shit, you shit-eater!”

- Just any fight scene of Five vs everyone else bcuz he’s a teleporting badass

- 7: homicidal rage

- “Love shouldn’t have to hurt this much” “🤮”

- Every scene with Ben possessing Klaus because he’s such an adorable dork and I love him

- “My name is Klaus and I’m an alcohoooo… sorry that’s the wrong meeting!”

- Luther just eating his problems away in every scene of season 2

- “*sobbing*like yogurt. How does it know when to stop being milk”

- “My bad” “dipshit”

- “Ugh, Klaus is so dirty!” “Yes you are, daddy”

- “What I am… is sexy trash!”

- When Klaus said “Ben uhh” IT WAS JUST SUCH A SIBLING THING PLS

- yknow what that entire scene of Ben trying to make Klaus let him possess him

- “I have no idea, sorry” “liar” “drop dead.” “Low blow!”

- “Are you really gonna kill him?” “No, I love him” THIS WAS SO CUTE PLS

- “If I were to date a man, you’d be the last man I’d date.” “You’d be lucky to get me”

- “Who in this room knows about love? This one? In secret love with some farm Frau-“ “her name’s sissy” “-which is an improvement from her previous love interest (*allison aggressively shakes her head*) - the serial killer” “what?”

- “Listen up, Casper”

- “Follow my lead” “uh, honey no, I’m the man here” *goes along anyway*

- “Maybe they’re here for Kenny’s birthday party!”

- Luther having to PHYSICALLY RESTRAIN Diego from attacking Five after Five said “well it would if you were smarter”

- “Dad should have left him on the moon”

- “Let’s face it, the healthiest long term relationship in this family was when five was banging that mannequin”

- “What part of the future do you not understand?”

- “I told you I had friends in high places”

- “Anything for family, brother” “well, okay. We are all brothers, beneath the skin” “no. No, literally. You’re my brother in law” “ what?” “Yeah, family barbecues are about to get real weird”

- “First of all, this son of a bitch beams into our living room, with yet another one of your brothers. And he’s talking about stopping one of your sisters from blowing up some buildings?! And I got a dead man wrapped up in my best rug, babe!”

- “Children ride in the back”

- “I heard a rumour that you punched yourself in the face”

- “Where have you been?” “Jail”

- “is there any way that taco are gonna cause the end of the world?” “Well, there’s only one way to find out!”

This is the original btw

Is this anything?

favourite dinosaur?

I wish I knew more about dinosaurs so I had a more educated answer but I like the big fellow with the tail like a morningstar. The Ankylosaurus, he looks very friend shaped.

there is a wasps nest in my attic btw. if you even care.

people moving to tumblr from twitter please fucking reblog art likes literally dont do anything except make the artist upset bc they have 2 reblogs and 55 likes

i find it really funny how when jon kills people he like channels the power of an entity of fear and smites them, but when elias kills people he just like. shoots them with a gun or beats them with a metal pipe.

Piper and annabeth were each other’s

broke: luke was percy’s bisexual awakening

woke: beckendorf was percy’s bisexual awakening