Tma Au Where Everything Is The Exact Same But Jon Is A Cyborg

Oh my lord she is so gorgeous

helen distortion I would marry you if you let me

I’ve been wanting to post some more Percy Jackson stuff so here:

Percy Jackson (and HoO) characters as things my friends and I have texted each other

Leo: you ever think about how die-hard believers of the saying “if you have nothing kind to say, don’t say anything” probably see the phrase “I’m speechless” as an insult?

Piper: Leo pls it’s 2am go to sleep

Piper: wait

Nico: Leo, you’re really one of a kind

Leo: awww thanks nico

Nico: yeah, the gods saw how you turned out and realized they did NOT want any more

Piper: omg funny story

Piper: I know a guy in my class has a crush on me

Piper: 😂😂😂

Annabeth: oh damn

Annabeth: oh no

Annabeth: poor guy

Piper: bout to get owned

Piper: thinking about committing crimes

Leo: aren’t we all

Piper: I wanna go to go to the waterpark tho

Piper: not to commit crimes

Piper: just in general

Leo: I mean…we can commit crimes there

Piper: valid point

Percy: my mom is bullying me for eating toast at midnight

Percy: I am unable to thrive in this environment

Annabeth: toast should never be bullied

Percy: exactly

Percy: you get it

Annabeth: aww that’s nice

Percy: IRK

Percy: ******IKR

Percy: IM DYSLEXIC

Annabeth: I right know

Percy: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

This is the original btw

Is this anything?

The way I’ve started to make sense of it is that the gods aren’t actually related to each other. They have no common DNA (like the god version of DNA, since they don’t have normal DNA), but they do have DNA of their own. Meaning the gods can pass on their own genes to demigods, but don’t share genes with each other.

This explains how their children can resemble them, since they did get their genes, and also means that children of the same godly parent are actually siblings.

It also means that two demigods who would be considered “cousins” (like Percy and Nico) aren’t actually related, since this way, Hades and Poseidon aren’t related. They are brothers, but don’t share any DNA.

Idk this is just the logic I use to avoid making all the ships incestuous.

I just realized some people don’t ship some PJO characters like Percy x Nico because they are cousins

I get that some people just prefer to stay with canon and don’t want to change it

But some people don’t ship because they are cousins even though if you look at their family “tree” Will is Nicos second cousin technically same with Percy and Annabeth

will referring to himself as uwu baby smol bean unproblematic scrungly scrimblo opened my third eye

I'm going to invent some new discourse

hey, do you ever thing about how Michael was disposed of by the distortion once he opened up about how disposable Michael Shelley was to Gertrude.

I do

I think about it a lot

HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE! This was an idea I had several months ago and having gotten the chance to work with all these amazing artists has been such an honour. Everyone did a tarot card inspired design based on the magnus archives fears and OH MY GOD they turned out so good.

feel free to check out each participants work and socials as listed! :D

The Lonely - @mariibeann

The Hunt - @oceanichymns

The Vast - @vpstrange

The Stranger - pencilshavings13 (IG)

The Flesh - @mintybagels

The Extinction - @wolfythewitch

The Desolation - swing_byforest (IG)

The Spiral - @mistspelt

The Dark - raven_and_rook (IG)

The Eye - @lailas-in-space

The Slaughter - eggbench (IG)

The Web - @mossiistars

The Buried - @teafromthemicrowave

The Corruption - @jouxlskaard

The End - @yelloartt

i GENUINELY do not know. my best guess is that whenever I see a post that I find moderately amusing, my brain short circuits and presses follow instead of like. also whenever I get a new hyperfixation I think I fly into a mindless frenzy where I follow every blog and tag even tangentially related to it.

just realised I’m following over 300 blogs here. how did this happen. who are these people. where am i