I Gotta Start Carrying Some Sugar Cubes Or A Little Tiny Bottle Of Honey Or Something.

Situations keep happening to me

B O N K

reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube

Biting someone is unironically one of my coping mechanisms /affectionate ways to show love

sorry he bit you. It’s his coping mechanism

Aro ace here. We exist, we are LGBT, and if you don't think we are, then get ready to get stomped.

JUST LET ME BE.

At the gate for my flight home from visiting friends and there's a woman here with a service Shiba Inu. No pics because he has a Do Not Disturb vest and taking pics of strangers is illegal but I need to stress how ON DUTY this animal is. Ears up. Eyes doing Lazer scans of everything. Examining everyone who passes within 10ft like a security guard. Ass planted on her feet. I have never seen a dog with such intense chivalric guardian energy before. He has tiny eyebrows and they are FURROWED with concentration.

someone explain the jewish holidays to me like i'm 5 years old

Blind people must save a lot on electricity.

some things to remember:

if you see a popular post where two people are jokingly giving each other shit, it is both possible and extremely likely that these two people are friends messing around. if you approach a stranger with this overly familiar hostile energy, you are not being funny. you are just being rude.

remember that it is both extremely possible and highly likely that op will see everything you add to their posts, including tags. don't say things you would not say to their face.

a post urging people to not be rude to strangers is not a wink-nudge suggestion that people should actually be rude, nor is it a sign that op just needs to toughen up. asking people to be kind is not an outlandish request. if you find yourself offended or see it as an opportunity to show how funny you can be by being mean to someone you don't know, you're just an asshole.

it is much easier to say nothing than to go out of your way to be rude. blocking people is good and healthy. block whoever you want!

posts were more often than not made to express one's thoughts, feelings, experiences, etc. they are not intended to be directed at you, nor should they be taken personally

every account has a person behind it who can see and respond to your actions

if someone stating these things makes you angry, think about why that is

Say hi to Jason. He put his shirt on backwards and can't get it off

This is so important. This can absolutely save lives, and people need to know this.