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"wow ur so good at math" ah ha but you see. you dont ever get good at math. you stay bad, but now youre bad at harder math

Things I Heard at School #2

She’s not a chameleon!

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haha hilarious dank memes out of context shit ha ha funny outofcontext

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thefruityflute

3 months ago

@thehumanwiki

Omg I knew it was true but I’ve never seen pictures!

downside: going to have to include a picture of the Giza pyramids in the slides for the lecture upside: i get to give people a crash course in why perspective matters in two frames, because

An image of the three pyramids (and three satellite pyramids) on the Giza plateau that looks exactly the same as you've always seen it: Menkaure's smaller pyramid and the three queen's pyramids are in the foreground, with Khafre's pyramid looming behind it. Behind Khafre's pyramid is Khufu's, a.k.a. the Great Pyramid, which looks slightly smaller than Khafre's in this image.

followed by

Another photo of the pyramids of the Giza plateau. This time the pyramids are all shown from the same distance, so that the distance between them is clear as well as their relative size. It's now painfully obvious that Khufu's Great Pyramid on the far right is indeed the largest, with Khafre's in the centre only an increment smaller. Menkaure's pyramid, on the other hand, is less than half the height of Khafre's.

is such a funny sequence

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thefruityflute

1 year ago

So my grandpa was in charge of desserts so we were confused when he said he was bringing a casserole…

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thanksgiving dank memes m&ms It’s about 5 kinds of m&ms and a bag of peanuts

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thefruityflute

2 months ago

Hehe stabby stabby!!

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Happy stab Caesar day!

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thefruityflute

5 months ago

You’ve finally done it. I can’t believe you have finally found me. :,(

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my nemesis inhumanbritanica humanwiki

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thefruityflute

1 year ago

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

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thefruityflute

1 year ago

Things I Heard at Marching Band #12

Band Director: Remember to fill your instrument with air. … Wait who’s Phil? *takes a breath to start playing* Mello Section Leader: My pastor

Band Director: *Plays and laughs at the same time and ends up choking*

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band kids marching band bandcamp outofcontext The whole band was laughing at this I honestly don’t know if they were laughing at the director or what the mello player said

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thefruityflute

6 months ago

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thefruityflute

1 year ago

Things I Heard at Marching Band #13

Play like a bag of tor-tillas. And yes, I said tor-tilla. Make it crunchy and salty

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band kids marching band bandcamp woodwinds outofcontext flute section The director screamed this at the woodwinds He said it in the same voice as the kid from that one vine

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