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Lovely, let him get a way with it

ms word ms excel and ms powerpoint are all snooty disagreeable ladies who wont speak to me due to my meager dowry but then i meet their beautiful sister ms paint whos clumsy but charming and we fall in beautiful love. and i become mr paint

Vincent Price at the opening of The Tingler (1959)

It's true, tho

hot take arthur morgan x john marston is borderline incest

Lovely

tired: mermaids are all women

wired: much like elves, merfolk are mistaken by sailors for being all women because they have long hair and are very pretty

hey. the celebrities and corporations are going to try tumblr. you may want to drive them off the site, or find them amusing, ie “well THIS one can stay.” they may try to engage with the culture. they may do their research. DO NOT ENGAGE. do not bother. don’t fucking acknowledge them. don’t mess with their heads. don’t reply to them as a bit. let them think this site is a lost cause. let them fizzle out and die

Lovely

being a girl and hitting puberty is so traumatic. you go from being a genderless little free thing to being hit with shaving and makeup and growing breasts and skincare and menstruation and suddenly being sexualised when like a few years ago you could take your shirt off to play in the stream and trade yugioh cards with the boys and come home covered in mud and not even think about it. and then you spend years hating being a girl and hating everything puberty did to you and wishing you could be a boy or be completely genderless again and it takes you Many years to come to terms with yourself Or you simply try to Lean In to everything and do makeup tutorials on YouTube and claim it’s for fun. like how can this be treated as normal

Her heartbreaks are karma for the pollution she creates 🤣🤣🤣

“The point of monsterfucking is __”

Shut up shut up shut up shut up.

The point of monsterfucking is whatever the monsterfucker wants it to be.

Sometimes it’s loving the unlovable.

Sometimes it’s fucking a sexy monster.

Sometimes it’s something else.

I’m fucking sick and tired of people saying there’s a wrong way to be a monsterfucker.

There’s no wrong way.

Be free, monsterfuckers. There’s no god to judge you here.