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Why do you blame the germans?

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This is actually awesome, I wish more movies nowadays used this kind of animation because it looks ✨fantastic✨

Like the old princesses movies, they were my childhood

Discworld: Wyrd Sisters Director: Jean Flynn | Studio: Cosgrove Hall | UK, 1997

That's no dog, that's a skinwalker bro

joe biden: how do i look in this chef hat, giuseppe?

giuseppe, the presidential butler: waifish and breedable as always, muy lord

joe biben: fabulous. pass me the Improbable Meat

Why are feminists mad that we care about Ken vs Barbie who actually was just Becky from the burbs?

Also how the Barbie movie handle gender dynamics…I would rather eat cake from Marie Antoinette than see another Hollywood feminist movie ever again.

They're mad because the movie was allegedly about the struggles women face, about how they need feminism yadda yadda, but the execution of the film told a different story than what the producer and writers wanted.

The Barbie movie started by showing the feminist utopia, a world where men were playthings to be used for a night, and discarded by morning, where men held no positions of power, and owned no property except the clothes on their backs.

The Kens were fine with this, after all, they were made to be with Barbies, and they only knew the Barbie world, where Barbie could be anything, but Ken could only be Ken.

They then went to the real world, witnessed reality, Ken saw how much more the Kens could be, Barbie was sold the bog standard Feminist message.

Ken takes his realization back to Barbie world and informs the Kens, and so, the Kens take over, they do all the work, love the Barbies, and everyone is actually happy.

And it wasn't some dictatorship like the Barbies had, both Kens and Barbies could hold positions of power, they even planned to have elections.

Barbie comes back and has a meltdown, how could her Feminist utopia be ruined? So, she hatches a plan, she takes the Barbies, one by one, and has Feminist struggle sessions with them.

They plan to rig the elections, force the Kens to fight eachother so only the Barbies can vote, and it happens, the Kens are once again stripped of their dignity and rights, everything goes back to normal in Barbie world.

Ken decides he's had enough of this and leaves, clearly he'll never be enough for Barbie, and Barbie leaves too, she realized she was wrong, she never wanted power, and the film ends with Barbie trying to get pregnant and start a family.

The film isn't a pro feminist one, it mocks feminism and the feminist creators don't even understand how.

It should be to no one's surprise that Ken's song won the Oscar, while the film did not, and no, the film doesn't deserve an Oscar simply because the premise of the film was that women should just win.

^ post I would make if I were british and into soccer

Giiirrlll!!!!! Me too!!! 🤣🤣🤣

the girlies when they make their freaky rambling posts that get 0 notes

A fully grown adult commented on that reddit post of "My cat got upset when my girlfriend spanked me" with "maybe you weirdos shouldn't be physically harming your partners" and I'm losing my shit adfklhsglk

So true and yet so convenient for me 😏😏

the demon that cursed you with infertility and the fey that you promised your firstborn are having a legal battle.

Snowflake

https://at.tumblr.com/d0llz-s0up/back-on-my-bullshit/20sxlthvo5ko

A tragedy in 2 acts