Wow ๐ถ๐
Bro
joe biden: how do i look in this chef hat, giuseppe?
giuseppe, the presidential butler: waifish and breedable as always, muy lord
joe biben: fabulous. pass me the Improbable Meat
Realizing the bad guy in Se7en actually didnโt do his research.
This is pure gold ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
please watch this tiktok (x)
ms word ms excel and ms powerpoint are all snooty disagreeable ladies who wont speak to me due to my meager dowry but then i meet their beautiful sister ms paint whos clumsy but charming and we fall in beautiful love. and i become mr paint
I'm ALWAYS reblogging this if I see it around!!!!
THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
Lovely
tired: mermaids are all women
wired: much like elves, merfolk are mistaken by sailors for being all women because they have long hair and are very pretty
You forgot ghostface, he's such a mood
This is a +18 blog, childlings please, refrain from trespassing NO ageless blogs either!!
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