They're Just Ridiculous; It's Like Throwing A Toddler Tantrum Because The Sun Will Blow Up In 9 Billion

They're just ridiculous; it's like throwing a toddler tantrum because the sun will blow up in 9 billion years πŸ™„

Or Glue Yourself To The Street. That's My Favorite Tactic.

Or glue yourself to the street. That's my favorite tactic.

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10 months ago
Before The 60s "Palestinians" Meant Jews. Since The 60s, Arabs Decided To Call Themselves "Palestinians".

Before the 60s "Palestinians" meant Jews. Since the 60s, Arabs decided to call themselves "Palestinians". Be curious, facts are very interesting!

"Palestine" is Judea renamed by Romans.

In 1798, philosopher Immanuel Kant referred to Jews as "Palestinians".

In 1936 a Palestinian Jew Franz Kraus created a famous poster to promote Jewish tourism to the Land of Israel, "Visit Palestine" was written on a poster.

There were many Jewish organizations like the Palestine Post, Palestine Electric Company, and the Palestine Symphony Orchestra. You can google and research everything!

In 1948 after establishment of Israel, Palestinian Jews started calling themselves Israelis. Arabs obviously called themselves Arabs and rejected the term "Palestinian" because it referred to Jews. So no one actually called themselves "Palestinians" from 1948 to 1964.

In 1964 genius Arafat and Soviet Russia decided that Arabs should start calling themselves "Palestinians"!

The purpose was to create impression as if Jews stole the land from Arabs (which obviously never happened). All this was to make the Arabs the "oppressed", because in the West it was already trending to support the "oppressed" and Arafat knew how to use trends.

More proofs and historical facts in the comments.

Note to fact-checkers: if these facts are not correct, I'll be more than happy to see your facts and proofs. And also, facts can't be Islamophobic or hateful.


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2 years ago

I'm SO jealous right now, where I'm from web don't have nice-smelling, men-replacing, burning delights like this one all of you are describing πŸ₯²

Ladies, I am holding out my hand. Do you trust me?

I need you to open Google Maps. Locate your nearest mall. Get in your car. Drive to Yankee Candle.

Past the seasonal pumpkin display, near the back of the store, you will find a trash pile Man Candle section. You will see candles called MMM, Bacon!. Riding Mower. Man Town. (I’m not kidding. Man Town.) Stay strong. Not in this section, but likely very near this section, you will find a candle called Mountain Lodge.

Hold this jar in your hands like a talisman. Close your eyes and picture a man.

I want to be clear: I’m not talking about a Hugh Dancy. Or an Andrew Garfield, a Ben Whishaw, even a Tom Hiddleston. This exercise requires someone in the Chris Evans weight class. The Richard Armitage department. Someone with smile lines around his eyes who could chop the cedar for your bower with his own hands, strangle an alpha wolf, carry you home when you sprain your ankle in the woods, bench press your entire body. Picture this man in your mountain home with a full beard, a slightly grimy white henley, a fond half smile he reserves only for you. Now open the lid and smell Mountain Lodge.

Steady yourself on the man candle display. Give yourself a second. No, you’re not wrong. Yes, the Yankee Candle Company has just eliminated the need for men. This medium tumbler Mountain Lodge candle jar is now your boyfriend. The Yankee Candle Company has effectively replaced the need for contact with the male half of our species with a compact and clean-burning candle in a jar.

β€œDo you like this one?” the cashier asked, ringing me up. β€œEvery man should be required by law to smell like what this candle smells like,” I replied intensely. β€œThat’ll be $12.01,” she said.

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MOUNTAIN LODGE


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2 years ago

Relatable

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β€” Riley T. Collie (@RileyTheCollie) November 27, 2022
1 year ago

Israel gave you every inch of Gaza.

With tens of billions in humanitarian aid, you could have turned it into Dubai or Singapore. Instead, you glorified death and destruction, and celebrated massacre and kidnapping.

You turned Gaza into a pile of rubble. You brought this on yourself.

Israel Gave You Every Inch Of Gaza.

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2 years ago
Guys Its Working Keep Posting Cringe We Really Can Keep Them Out

guys its working keep posting cringe we really can keep them out


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1 year ago

Most beautiful baby ever πŸ₯ΉπŸ₯Ή

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1 year ago

Y'all forgot to add Otto, but it's still so funny 🀣🀣🀣

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