Incorrect Quote: Dead Beaver In A Sewage Pipe

incorrect quote: Dead beaver in a sewage pipe

Mark: No, you think this is cool, I can see it in your eyes. It’s not cool. We do not have this thing under control. Let me tell you a story. When I was little we had our sewer line back up. Toilet overflowing and all that. So they had to come and root it out, and what they pulled out of the sewer line was a woodchuck. There was a break in the pipe somewhere, two joints that had pulled apart, and this thing had gotten in. Okay? I mean to a woodchuck, this had to be the adventure of a lifetime. Hidden tunnel, seeming to go on for miles. So he’s crawling and exploring and waiting to see the hidden treasure at the end. And then, he gets drowned. In our poo.

Amy: Well, that’s sad.

( the original quote was from the cosmic comedy horror novel John Dies At The End by David Wong, on page 286.)

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2 years ago
The Names Of The Club Q Victims Are Out. Let’s Pay Our Respects To Each Of Them And Celebrate Their

The names of the Club Q victims are out. Let’s pay our respects to each of them and celebrate their lives.

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Daniel Davis Aston, 28

Daniel was a bartender at Club Q. An outspoken trans man, he continuously helped raise donations for Black trans people on his Instagram. He was “the light in every room” according to his close friend.

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Raymond Green

Raymond was celebrating his friend’s birthday when the shots broke out. His friend Rich apprehended the shooter as he died. After his death, his girlfriend posted on Facebook, “u are my home. my heart. my everything. u changed my life. u made life worth living.”

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Kelly Loving, 40

After moving from Florida, Kelly was new to the Colorado scene. A nurturing soul, she was “like a trans mother” to her friends. “She was loving, always trying to help the next person out instead of thinking of herself. She just was a caring person,” her sister told the New York Times.

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Ashley Paugh, 35

Ashley and her friends decided to go to Club Q after spending time shopping and getting dinner together. She was a family woman and “lived for her daughter” according to her sister. She is survived by her husband and 11-year-old child.

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Derrick Rump, 38

Always bubbly and joking, Derrick had no shortage of friends in the community. He was a part owner of Club Q. “He was a kind loving person who had a heart of gold,” his mother told reporters. “He was always there for my daughter and myself when we needed him also his friends from Colorado which he would say was his family also. He was living his dream and he would have wanted everyone to do the same.”

Colorado Gives is the official donation site for the survivors and victims’ families. Please donate if you can!

4 years ago

Basically what having a Tumblr blog feels like:

Basically What Having A Tumblr Blog Feels Like:
Basically What Having A Tumblr Blog Feels Like:

Hi, yes, this is my trash wall. Feel free to have a look around.

3 years ago
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3 years ago

I Love how when he’s wearing it he looks so proud of himself, and such a amazing pose you know, and also love how it shouldn’t work but it does, you know lol.

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4 years ago

yes

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I can randomly pop in your dms 

I can go to your ask and ask random af questions 

I can vent to you 

I can potentially help you (i.e, Self Harm/Suicidal Tendencies, Personal issue at school, and weight loss.) 

I can Send you cute songs to help you smile 

I can Send funny ass memes to make you smile 

I can be your friend through the hard times and even forever 

4 years ago

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Why Are We Silent???
Why Are We Silent???
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Why Are We Silent???
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Why Are We Silent???
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Why are we silent???


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4 years ago
Thank U Barbie For Showing Bi/lesbian Solidarity
Thank U Barbie For Showing Bi/lesbian Solidarity
Thank U Barbie For Showing Bi/lesbian Solidarity

thank u barbie for showing bi/lesbian solidarity

4 years ago

happy april fools. please take this egg

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hahahahahha………………..

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youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st

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