The Suffering Never Ends

Imagine this: I die dramatically in your arms, you convince my parents we were lesbians, you go on to live the rest of your life single, claiming to be too heartbroken to ever get over me, except, you're actually angry because my death was no accident, so you spend years planning a sinister revenge and when you complete it you die and your final request is to be buried at my side

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

this reminds me of the time in 2025 when someone pushed down the leaning tower of pisa and spacex donated $1.6 billion to fix it

Most of my polls have been about characters, but now I want to know about the fandoms.

Please tell me whhhhhhy.

(And because I don’t want anyone to get mad at me for the order, I did it in the order that the novels were written.)

I think this is a good time to post this.

if you’re a new tumblr user from tiktok or IG or something and only like posts and dont reblog them yeah people will think you’re a bot and block you but you will also make this website actively worse. they want “algorithmic” users like you, served recommended posts through likes, not people who just follow each other and respond to the direct chronological feed. there is a reason this website is still better than the rest, even with all its problems, do not ruin this

Taint Misbehavin’: The Gender-Neutral Tragedy of the Human Gooch

Also known as: “Yes, Women Have Taints Too, Karen”

Let’s not dance around it. Let’s not whisper like this is health class with a priest in the back row. Let’s walk straight into the fleshy Bermuda Triangle and ask:

“Is the word ‘taint’ gender-specific?”

And by the end of this hellride, you’ll be spiritually aligned, anatomically educated, and emotionally compromised.

☠️ What Even Is a Taint?

Let’s get it out of the way:

Medical term: perineum

Street name: taint

Alias: gooch, grundle, the devil’s slip-n-slide, sin canal, the no-fly zone, the forbidden footpath

It’s the stretch of skin between your hoo-ha and your oh-no. Between the exit wound and the splash zone. Between your business and your past due notices.

In medical terms:

“The perineum is the area between the anus and the genitals.” In real terms: “The taint taint your genitals, and it taint your butthole.” Hence: taint.

It’s an anatomical gray area. A biological liminal space. A no-man’s-land paved in skin, sweat, and shame.

🧠 The Real Question:

“Do women have one?”

Yes. Yes, they do. Unequivocally. Universally. Unapologetically.

That smooth criminal between the peach and the portal? That’s a taint.

Whether you’re packing meat or melons, bulge or buffet, beef curtain or bologna pony — you got a taint.

🧬 But Isn’t “Taint” a Guy Thing?

Let’s be fair. The term taint got famous via male-coded locker room vernacular. It traveled in sweaty gym bags next to Axe body spray and bad decisions. It’s been used in:

Xbox Live lobbies

Middle school roast battles

Joe Rogan monologues

Divorce court

Why?

Because it’s hilarious.

Say it out loud: TAINT. It hits like a cartoon punch. It sounds dirty, but vague. You can say it on TV but not in church.

But just because the culture gave the word to men… Doesn’t mean the anatomy is exclusive.

🚺 Let’s Talk Female Taint

You know what else taint the butthole or the vag? That smooth little fleshy runway between the two.

That’s right.

That’s the taint.

Scientifically? Still called the perineum. But culturally?

We never branded it.

Never gave it a nickname.

Never gave it the comedic reverence it deserves.

So what happened?

Society failed the female taint.

📉 Cultural Bias: We Named Everything BUT the Taint

Let’s review:

Boobs: check

Butt: covered

Clit: overanalyzed

Labia: poetic if you're a feminist or an art student

Taint: absolute radio silence

It’s the only part of the female anatomy that hasn’t been objectified, hypersexualized, or used in a Billie Eilish metaphor.

And that’s the tragedy.

We gave the taint to men and let women walk around with an unclaimed flesh strip of mystery.

Not anymore.

💀 Taint Equality = True Equality

The taint is the only body part that:

Isn’t gendered

Isn’t politicized (yet)

Isn’t Instagrammable

Isn’t sacred

Isn’t slutty

Isn’t shamed

Isn’t holy

It’s just… there. Raw. Unfiltered. Indifferent.

And that’s why it’s beautiful.

It taint one thing. It taint another. It’s both. It’s neither. It’s us.

📚 Linguistic Warfare: Other Terms for the Taint (Unisex Edition)

Gooch

Grundle

Fleshbridge

Forbidden Fajita

The No-No Tundra

The UnderCooch

Devil’s Hallway

Sin Sled

Emotionless Alley

The Oathbreaker’s Strip

Let’s take back the language. Let’s name the female undercarriage. Let’s democratize the grundle.

🧼 Taint Maintenance: Because Gender Don’t Matter When You Sweat

Male or female — taint funk is real.

That’s where:

Gym shorts go to die

Sweat turns into regret

Body wash loses its nerve

You don’t need a gender-specific care routine. You need a loofah, some humility, and the knowledge that if your taint smells like old garlic knots, you’re the problem.

🥇 The Taint Test (For Equality Warriors)

Ask any feminist, activist, or gender studies professor:

❓ “Do women have a taint?” ❓ “Can we say gooch in a female context?” ❓ “If ‘taint’ only applies to men, are we guilty of linguistic patriarchy?” ❓ “Can you reclaim your power if you haven’t acknowledged the zone between zones?”

Watch the hesitation.

Because when it comes to taint talk, everyone’s a coward.

Not you.

You’re still reading. You’re brave. You believe in gooch equity.

🤯 TL;DR

“Taint” = slang for perineum, the strip of skin between genitals and butthole.

Scientifically accurate for both men and women.

Culturally, it’s been branded as male — but that’s a lie.

The female taint is real. Untouched. Sacred. Neglected. Powerful.

It’s time to stop acting like the perineum is a gendered mystery.

It taint male. It taint female. It’s humanity’s final frontier.

💣 CALL TO ACTION (You Know What Time It Is)

🔁 Reblog this before someone says “cisnormative taint privilege” unironically 🍑 Share if your gooch deserves more respect than your last situationship 🧽 Screenshot and send to someone who definitely forgot to wash theirs today 🫧 Repost this if you believe in full-body equality — from nipples to Netherrealm

⚖️ LEGAL DISCLAIMER (BECAUSE TUMBLR SOFTIES LOVE TO SNIFF DRAMA):

This post is satire, commentary, anatomy education, performance art, literary disobedience, and a goddamn act of bravery. It is protected under U.S. law, natural law, and the sacred covenant of locker room humor. If this offends you, congrats — your gooch is probably neglected. This post does not discriminate. It exfoliates. Take a seat. Open a book. Scrub your taint. We out here equalizing the perineum discourse with no apologies.

please don't reblog this post a devilish temptress tricked me into making it and she placed a hex upon it so that every reblog removes a molecule from my body

I think it's just like that for all mxtx novels ngl

the svsss series,

Shen Yuan is literally just a dude. This dude hate read and frequently left hate comments on a shitty irredeemable webnovel because he feels "it had potential". He dies choking on spoiled food and wakes up as a villain from said novel and his immediate reaction is to panic and attempt leave. He cannot leave. He is in a constant state of what the fuck and oh god what is going on. Nobody else knows this because he's mastered the pokerface. He throws a disciple off a cliff and proceeds to mourn for several years despite knowing full well that said disciple is fine. He then proceeds to die again. It's fine he has a clone body. Oh look, someone decided to yoink him from that body into his old one! Does this count as a third death??? Also he blames everything on the author.

Obsessed with Xie Lan as a character. Like I know everyone reads these books for the romance but the individual character concepts are hilarious.

Xie Lan is a prince. He eats poison on the reg. He’s forever stuck looking like he’s nineteen. He’s the oldest guy in the communication array. He knows kung fu. He dressed in drag to catch a ghost on two separate unrelated occasions. He’s the world greatest detective. He’s kind. He was forced into a trolley problem and chose to pull the lever. His cooking is awful to the point it could kill a god. He’s kind. He tried to give CPR to a ghost. He’s the unluckiest man alive. He’s been kicked out of heaven multiple times. He’s kind. He caught a kid from certain death and everyone was pissed at him forever about it. He regrets nothing but coming back to heaven.