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Funky vore rant post

Idk if it’s just me or like they actually like vore.

Nearly every time (~35/40) a vore scene appears they comment/joke about it with similar phrasing & frequency to how I would comment/talk about vore to y’all. It’s too often to make me think that they don’t.

How the fuck do I manage this, for the better of us both.

Rant

I hate bigots so much. I don’t understand why you would hate a person based on the fact you don’t understand them. I have friends like that, and usually consider unfriending them but I don’t have a lot of other people. I know I’m aplatonic and generally’d rather have no friends anyways but ya know. Drives me up the wall, and sad. Why? Just why? It just hurts.

I have a DNI for reason, I have a deep personal hatred for those people, I nearly can’t stand them. I feel like a hypocrite, having a connection makes it so much harder to leave, even if it’s not good for you. It sucks so much

Life as a tiny in giants home, on your own, is just maddening.

Unlike the giant it’s not easy to traverse the house. One simple journey to do/go anything/anywhere becomes you ‘Frodo travels to Mordor’. You have climb up a purely vertical mountain (a countertop) then trek across something that may be todays shopping that someone, not saying who, forgot to put away. It takes so long to get where you need to be that you’ve likely forgot what on earth you were doing. So, you leave — back down the mountain — to do something else and then you remember what you were trying to do. Rinse and repeat leaving having done 1 USELESS thing in the span of like 6 hours. You’d get incredibly fit though, as all you’ve done is climbing up and down a countertop for hours.

If I were that tiny; NAH, I’m waiting for you to get home cuz I am not climbing up mount doom just for a wee snack!

Also get nommed

I wanna nom my friends so bad, it could be a lil secret too.

It’s nomming time

I wish preds burping up the prey's personal items didn't have such a heavy association with digestion/fatal, because i think it would be a really funny way of inconveniencing the prey

One of funniest things that can happen in vore scenarios is when the prey is a lot more willing then the pred expects them to be and they gets completely and utterly thrown off by it. So, an example of this is when a normie uses vore as a threat, and then the prey jumps in joy ( or some other thing), which no normie would ever anticipate and it’s just hilarious.

More GT stuff

I imagine one of benefits of having a tiny friend is that they can help grab the tiny little things that completely refuse to leave that space. For example, Guitar picks in the hole or the last coin in the piggy bank. I guess the same applies if you could change your own size.

I get overwhelmed all the time that people will hate me and that I'm so weird and different and I like things that people think are gross or awkward

And then I remember

Why should I care?

I shouldn't care if people like me or not. I love me.

I might be alone, but I'm not lonely, and that's a big difference. I've learned to be happy with being different.

So should you. <3