I See Some People Liked My Wander Doodles

The life cycle of a xenomorph. Happy Alien Day!

Some roleplay art cuz I got bored

Cw: Minor injury, blood

Does Lord Dominator exist in your AU? If so what does she look like/what would be her role?

she's been swapped with westley! she's a former member of wander's hivemind, separated by mr meteor and sir peepers and desperate to return to her life of drifting in her own mind. she was a willing member, but the reason she joined was because she was convinced she'd never find any sort of companion on her own, on account of her abrasiveness and cruelty. she'd work with meteor and peepers (mostly unwillingly) to find her calling in life, something that's not violent or mean or directly ruining other people's lives! i settled on "vigilante hacker" for her, because i headcanon her as a techie who built all her own stuff in the show itself. she'd help meteor and peepers from the sidelines!

(i've posted these before but i figured i'd drop them here too for context)

ofc this means westley takes dominator's place! he's dangerously incompetent and full of so much anger.

how do y'all think wander and major threat met?

ALL OF THIS AHUJAHSYCIT

i really love the fact that we don't know what species he is aside from being an orange mop because it makes his character even more intriguing. he could be over 1000 years old. he could know so much more than what he lets on. is he actually that gullible most of the time? when is he playing the part to secretly ruin the bad guy's plan? he's such a harmless sweetheart, but he's actually freaky. we literally know nothing about the guy. also the mime ghosts?? remember those???? what the hell was THAT??? WHY DO THEY ALWAYS TERRORIZE HIM WHAT IS THAT MAN'S STORY

ahem thanks for coming to my ted talk.

wander shenanigans and headcanons

first things first i like to think some of his fur? whiskers?? work kinda like a cat's: he can detect some movement that's happening close by

also

claws

he probably has retractable claws or he trims them almost every day so he isn't a menace to society (or to Sylvia's skin)

and the OCD thing

i might make a whole entire character analysis about it but for now just know his cuckoo behavior is exactly like me when im doing compulsions and i feel seen😩

and for the final one

shedding season.

THE babygirl

duality of man

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Hey Squidward, do you still have your clarinet with you? Maybe you can play something to make Spongebob feel better :>