VALO ANGST TIME HUHVOIHJVHPUH

GG ez Sova

Valorant sexuality nd gender hc’s

I’ve have so many thoughts abt val characters gender istg

(also maybe don’t take this too seriously)

Astra:

Straight but the biggest ally you’ll ever meet

(She/Her)

Breach:

Angry gay

Very cis

Kind of the cool gay uncle

Raze came out to him and he just sat there like??

Breach: Lesbian? I thought you were Portuguese 

Raze: ...Breach I’m Brazilian 

Brimstone:

KJ came out to him and it went smth like:

KJ: Brim i’m gay

Brimstone: Hi gay im brimstone

Straight but he’s for the gays

His pronouns are U/S/A (eagle screech plays in background)

Chamber:

Queer and homophobic in a way only Europeans can be

Cypher:

Bisexual perhaps with a side of genderqueer

Deadlock:

Women lover

A she/they

Would cry over beautiful women

Fade:

They are so nonbinary 

They/She/He Fade is so real to me

Also a women enjoyer just isn’t a fan of labels

Ace spec fr

Gekko:

Green hair nd pronouns

Bisexual

Harbor:

No one really knows???

He’s either very supportive of his bros or is somewhat fruity

Him nd Astra kinda goals ngl

Jett:

Bisexual

Women?

Kay/o:

My boy is made of 1′s nd 0′s i do not think he could care less

Killjoy:

Lesbian

Her gender is science

Neon:

Pansexual

Blue hair nd pronouns fr

My little silly

Omen:

The voices

Phoenix:

I told a friend of mine (who doesnt play val) that phoenix has two mums and she just looked at him and said “he looks like the type” ????

Bisexual but scared of women

Raze:

The biggest women lover 

gender is whats in your pants??? alright *pulls out several explosives*

Reyna:

Lesbian

Men anti 

Sage:

Trans, cottagecore lesbian

Mother???

Skye:

Aro Ace as fuck bro

Sex?? Romance?? nah mate the forest

Her nd dealock r in a queer platonic relationship 

Sova:

*Rubs my hands together evily*

Trans, gay Sova

You can pry this hc from my cold body

Viper:

Transfem

Straight but still anti men

Yoru:

Trans

Homophobic homosexual ngl

Phoenix tries to show any affection nd hes just like >:0 thats gay

Bonus:

Ruben pontes nd Oran McEneff:

Both gay

My actual OTP

I get sad when I think abt them

More val headcannons because i can

If deadlock isn’t wearing her prosthetic and someone tries to hand her something she goes to grab it with her missing arm

Cue a lot of Norwegian swearing

All the younger agents have weekly K-drama watch party’s

Deadlock was kinda awkward when she first joined the protocol and her way to get around it was to offer people a hand before throwing her prosthetic at them

Breach thought it was hilarious 

Gekko asked Neon where she gets her hair dye and she just went what dye???

Phoenix once ate a small bit of radianite 

Fade slept facedown on the kitchen floor once which almost gave Sage a heart attack

Omen makes a mean hot chocolate

Brimstone likes to use old fashioned (very american) sayings but was forced to stop since Viper told him he was confusing the international agents

Monopoly was banned after Yoru and Phoenix got into a fistfight over it

Raze and Killjoy have lego dates where they just sit and build legos

Sage tried to learn at least a couple words in all of the Asian agents first languages 

Now she teaches Yoru Mandarin in exchange for him teaching her Japanese

Sova refuses to swear in English but swears aggressively in Russian if he so much as stubs his toe

Habor is weirdly good at mario cart

Phoenix once bet he could out drink Sova (he could not)

Chamber drinks the fanciest most expensive cocktails he can get his hands on

 Any agent under 29 has been called a baby at least once

None of the agents really watch sports but during the world cup everyone is so invested

same with Eurovision

EPISODE 8: MAGICAL GIRL.

FadeShock hc’s cause I love them (also some FadeShockStorm)

They’re love language is napping. If anyone in the protocol is looking for Fade or Neon and they cant find either of them they’re usually away cuddling somewhere.

Neon likes to get up early to go running and Fades clings onto her for dear life because Neon's warm

It took them a while to get close physically (hand holding, cuddling, ect) since Neon was so afraid that she’d hurt Fade

Fade is fucking hopeless in the kitchen. Before the protocol she survived purely off of instant noodles, coffee, and whatever she could find at the nearest store.

Neon moves A LOT in her sleep so Fade usually wakes up to see her girlfriend half off the bed with a leg in Fades face.

Fade knows all the names of Neon’s teddys 

Fade tells Neon stories about the stray cats she befriended back in  Türkiye

Neon fell first but Fade fell harder

They take bubble baths together and one of them always ends up falling asleep

FadeShockStorm hcs:

Fade and Neon got together first but they both had a bit of a crush on Jett

Jett, at first, only thought she had a crush on Neon but Fade started subtly flirting and Jett just melted

Whenever they all share a bed Fade is in the middle, Jetts snuggled up to her and Neon is just sprawled across them

Neon and Jett call it their Fade sandwich 

Jett gets flustered super easily and Fade finds it hilarious

It was actually Fade that invited Jett into their relationship (after talking it through w/ Neon ofc)

Whenever one of them is on their period it’s just top tier pampering from the other two

If two of them are out on a mission the one left at base will send the other two some spicy pics and enjoy their reaction once they get back

Fade got so offended when Jett called her mirror a weirdo and Neon had to step in and be like but u r a weirdo babe??

I just think they all love each other

I love seeing people look for ppl to play val with LIKE YES PLS I NEED MORE VAL FRIENDS

FINALLY GOT DEADLOCK I AM GOING TO CRY I LOVE HER

finally, some good fucking food

SHARKS?? I HECKIN LOVE SHARKS

A break from my val shenanigans to talk abt sharks

This is a stock photo of a (small) cat shark 

I love the cat shark. One of my favorite things abt them is their bioluminesence, they take in blue light and re-emit it as green light.

They’re also very small and not dangerous to humans in any way.

They’re kinda shit at swimming.

They’re just little guys.

Overall very funky shark I rate them a solid 10/10

Look at that and tell me cat sharks aren’t hella swag

They’re wives your honor