Basically Them

this is us attacking you

Hi :3

AAAAAAAAAAAH AGGHHHHHHHHHH NOT THE BLAST

Tried out some new brushes for the background :3

Aztec mythology headcanons two!

Nanahuatzin uses mobility aids

Tecciztecatl plays with the children in Tlalocan (this is actually based off of something I found in mexicolore)

(So cute)

Tezcatlipoca and Quetzalcoatl used to drag Xipe Totec into their fights when they were little to ask who was in the right (I was Xipe Totec to my niece and nephew. So much chaos)

Quetzalcoatl doesn’t pick up the cues that he’s being an asshole

Tezcatlipoca has had a chair thrown at him before

Tecciztecatl has a plushie snail somewhere. He denies it when you ask. But it’s there.

Chalchiuhtlicue gives great hugs

Last list here!

She also got me codex chimalpopoca >:)

Me: aw man I can’t afford that Nahuatl dictionary because it’s $150!

My mom: *fucking pirates it*

Me finding something labeled “Amateur Tezcatlipoca Porn Videos” when trying to read about the fall of Tula for something

So I may have absolutely adored the Goldilocks Cipher AU

@ckret2 :3

Reblog so more people see this

The image didn't come through on the submission, only the text 😭

Noooo!

Here they are tho

the text is a little hard to read so…

transcription:

“Why couldent I be a frog?*I hate my neck*”

“MY PRONOUNS ARE

“

*stifles laugh*

and

“I am a menace. I respect that”

My man is a stagnant water

A mud-your-linen, cacklin' bogland

Waded in his iris to my knees

I bathed in his mouth overnight

We drank moonbeams from oily skies

Come dawn, he begged me, "Please, love, never leave"

So real

huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

This brings me pain. You’ve pained me.

happy april fools day gang

a while ago i somehow fooled someone by this stupid ass wikipedia edit