Dw It Happens To Us All (me)

let's slime on mama

YES. I LOVE ANATOMY HEADCANONS

A study into 90% of Bill's organs

I went so overboard omg but I wanted to try underpainting :Dc See if you can guess what color was the base for each of em! Reasoning for design choices beneath the cut.

Teeth are retractable so as to not puncture the eye when not in use

Lashes are retractable because I couldn't figure out what else to do with them LOL they're pretty thick whiskers and so he'd have some trouble if they stayed in the way, but having them fully retracted would, I imagine, risk them getting stuck or the pores plugging with oil/dirt

Whether or not his tongue is forked varies in canon, just as his blood color does, so I just chose the ones I prefer! I do really like it when people give him blue blood but I think in subtler hues it can make him look a lil nauseous so it's easier for me to work with red

He cleans himself with his tongue because he's a gross little beast and can't just take a shower or something. Ok but really I just thought it was cute what are you a cop leave me alone

Every villain needs to be able to have claws it's like a rule somewhere I think

The second set of eyelids serve to protect the optic nerve but are mainly something I added partially for emoting purposes and partially because of how many times the animators do this thing where his lashes don't follow his lids and it drives me less insane to have a hc about it

UPDATE YOU CAN GET IT ON A PILLOW

I just found an Etsy seller with post card of Tecciztecatl on a bike. It’s so niche. I love it.

And there's a pain you can't imagine

A special kind of torture you can feel

A cut that bleeds from somewhere deep inside you

A past regret you can't heal

And no one guesses all the while you’re praying

That screaming little stranger in your arms

Might just grow up and save you after all

Might just grow up and save you after all

You’re so real for this.

Tezcatlipoca needs to start paying rent, cause thinking about him is taking up too much mind space. I have a fucking essay due!!!!

Do you want us to stab dictators like what

Random Aztec mythos headcanons because why not

• The moon (Tecciztecatl) controls the tides because the Tlaloques begged Acuecueyotl/Chalchiuhtlicue to give him a job so that he wouldn’t feel useless. Also because they wanted their “brother” to stay in Tlalocan.

• Xolotl could absolutely devour a chicken salad BLT. I have no evidence for this. He just seems like a BLT guy.

• Tezcatlipoca drops into the animal baby voice when he thinks no one is around.

• Nanahuatzin is undiagnosed autistic because he kinda reminds me of lil undiagnosed me when I didn’t understand why I never really fit in :(

• Quetzalcoatl created Olms (olm pic for reference) and Xolotl hated them so much for copying his style that he put them all in Europe.

• Tonatiuh and Huitzilopochtli flip a coin on who wants to drive the sun that day

• Tecciztecatl is just the dad and dog meme with the moon rabbit

You hurt me wtf is this

henry jekylls full statement of the case if it was good

I spawned in the year 18— to a large bag, endowed besides with excellent looksmaxxing, inclined by nature to skibidi, fond of the respect of the alpha and beta among my homies, and thus, as might have been supposed, with every guarantee of an honourable and distinguished future. And indeed my biggest skill issue was a certain impatient gaiety of rizz, such as has made the happiness of many, but such as I found it hard to reconcile with my imperious desire to carry my gyatt high, and wear a more than commonly sigmalike countenance before the public.

I don’t know what am doing anymore lmao

Realized the flower is barely visible buwomp

Lmao drew this on a new moon

“Mom, am I still young?

Can I dream for a few months more?”