From Now On I’ll Be Posting Spoilers From The Book Of Bill. Please Filter It Out If You Do Not Wish

Me resisting the urge to look at spoilers because my copy of the book of bill shows up on Friday

I depend on you.

LET HIM GO NOOOOOOOO

Where The Fuck Is He

I want free boneless wings :(

One time I was going for walk at night on July 6th 2024 because it was hot and stuffy and I was bored so and saw a streetlight flicker so I decided to play with it with my magic powers so I thought about ollin and how the movement of my heart was the same as the alternating current powering the streetlight for a few minutes and electricity and ollin are both governed by Xolotl and nothing seemed to happen so I stopped and right after it flickered which made me giggle because it was like he was trolling me so I walked a little more saw an owl fly by and then BOOM. 12:19AM Heard a pair of explosions one right after another and saw light flash on trees nearby. And then a couple weeks later explosions that night made the news and it was this huge big mystery people thought that the government was covering up. And I'm the only person who knows the real cause. But the explosions everyone else heard that night don't match up chronologically with the ones I heard. It doesn't make sense.

Pls don’t blow the power grid we need that

HIIII. Maybe yeah

it would be silly if there was like.. a goth horror restaurant and all the dishes and drinks were named after characters like frankensteins spareribs or jonathans paprika hendl or montresors and fortunatos amontillado. or something.

i highly advise against eating anything that has 'renfield' in its name, though

Jeez bro you didn't need to burn him a second time

So real

huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

OH MY GOD YEYSYEYSYSYSY

I cannot believe that I totally forgot to post the new kittens. These cuties are 5 weeks old, there are 3 girls and 2 boys. The last litter I named after Ancient Egyptian Gods and Goddesses. This time when naming them, I have decided to go with Aztec Gods and Goddesses.

You’re so real for this.

Tezcatlipoca needs to start paying rent, cause thinking about him is taking up too much mind space. I have a fucking essay due!!!!