Idk Man I Got Bored

Your brain is telling you the correct things family angst family angst family angst

Fascinating phenomena where my brains can only think of fanfic ideas when I'm writing a essay on a completely different subject

Honestly based

If every time my sister asked me to draw my favorite male character pregnant I got a penny I would have two pennies which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

I love you haiku bot

What if human bill cipher is just Alex Hirsch in a fancy suit

I’m not the first person to make this joke but whatever

ITS HEEEREEEEEE

idk about you folks, but Tezcatipoltca nukeing chansin has neuro divergent energy

(creator added: for those unacquainted this is Tezcatipoltca:)

I’ve actually talked about this before lmao! I was tortured trying to find any other codex that shows him in the feminine clothing he’s wearing here so I’m not sure 🫠

Warning for nonsexual top nudity!

So I was originally gonna draw big naturals Tecciztecatl as a joke but I just ended drawing fem Metztli minus her rabbit scar because I was lazy

Plus all the refs I used because my canvas is always cluttered

Woop woop!

The WIP of my newest art project

My man is a stagnant water

A mud-your-linen, cacklin' bogland

Waded in his iris to my knees

I bathed in his mouth overnight

We drank moonbeams from oily skies

Come dawn, he begged me, "Please, love, never leave"

XIPE TOTEC NOOOOO YOURE GONNA GET XIPE’D

this is so stupid I’m sorry

They look perfect for holding omg

I do like jellycat bunnies (and my favorite plushie I own is the Walmart knock-off in my pfp) but it does bother me how a lot of companies do rabbit noses for the plushies? Most rabbit noses are just a little v-shaped slit like this

And some do have a little bit of coloration/fur texture difference that makes the nose more noticeable and have more of a distinct shape.

But like. Not like this.

or this.

These are cute and I do like them (and I do want to get rabbit plushies from these brands)! but if you end up looking at them too long, they stop registering as rabbits and become just a Creature. It’s slightly insidious.

It reminds me of like dog or cat noses with the color and texture- the hairless smooth flesh noses that they have. So it feels like a weird rabbit/dog hybrid or something to me.

Weirdly enough, while TY usually gives their rabbit plushies awful plastic pink noses they actually had them embroidered in the correct shape for their new beanie bellies.

Unfortunately the beanie bellies don’t look too cute in person with the weird almost human-baby proportions. They also gave them paw pads… which aren’t accurate. I try not to be pedantic about the head shape since they do every single plush regardless of head shape like this but… there’s more losses than wins here.

I do find it rlly funny that palm pals gets a lot of aspects right. Weird lil thang. I love you