Dustin: When You See Him, Whatever You Do, DON’T FREEZE.

Stranger Things Incorrect Quotes Pt3

Steve, about Eddie: Sometimes I get so caught up on being gay that I forget I’m actually bi.

Nancy: Did it hurt when you fell- Robin: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt- Nancy: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs. Robin: ... Nancy: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

Steve: Hey, can I get a sip of that water? Eddie: It’s not water. Steve: Vodka! I like your sty- Eddie: It’s vinegar. Steve: …What? Eddie: It's vinegar, PUSSY.

Robin: What are you getting Eddie for the holidays? Steve: I don't know. It's kind of hard buying a gift for your husband when they already got everything they could've ever wanted when they married you. So I'm not sure yet. Robin: I'm getting Eddie a divorce lawyer.

Eddie: You believe me? Dustin: Eddie, you’re the last good person on this planet. I‘d believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.

Eddie: I like your new pants! Steve: Thanks, they were 50% off! Eddie: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks* Steve: The store can’t just give away clothes for free. Eddie: That’s… not what I meant. Steve: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Eddie.

Dustin: I was put on this earth to do one thing. Dustin: Luckily I forgot what it was so I can do whatever I want.

Robin: The Ocean is a soup. Steve: Steve: Do elaborate. Robin: What are needed for something to be a soup? Steve: Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine. Robin: *Tilts head* Steve: The Ocean is a Soup. Robin: The Ocean is a Soup.

(Quotes are from this generator)

robin: *sees steve and eddie together*

robin: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.

nancy: You mean... you ship them?

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nancy: How is the most beautiful person in the world?

robin: *blushing* I—

steve, butting into the conversation: eddie is perfect, thanks for asking.

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eddie: Why is robin crying on the floor?

steve: They're drunk.

eddie: And?

steve: They saw a picture of nancy's spouse.

eddie: But they're nancy's spouse.

steve: I know.

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steve: This food is too hot... I cant eat it.

eddie: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.

Everyone at the table: *silence*

robin: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!

nancy: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!

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nancy: Is something burning?

robin, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.

nancy: robin, the toaster is literally on fire.

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steve: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

eddie: Wow. They sound stupid.

steve: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.

eddie: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

steve: I guess you’re right. Hey eddie, I love you.

eddie: See! Just say that!

steve: Holy fucking shit.

eddie: If that flies over their head then, sorry steve, but they're too dumb for you.

steve: eddie.

sending illi & friends to the Big Dance…!!!

eddie definitely calls steve ‘pretty boy’ one day out of the blue before they start dating and steve just pauses, points to himself, and repeats “pretty boy?” hesitantly and in his mind he’s like freaking the fuck out because steve ‘bisexual panic’ harrington did NOT expect a man to so openly call him pretty, especially not eddie munson.

but eddie would just smile and nod, replying with a firm, “the one and only.” because he is a fucking SAP.

god i am weak for this man if anything happens to him i’m going to take a walk into a national park and never be seen again

I'm so used to being queerbaited that I have no idea how I'll react if we get a canon gay relationship in stranger things. It might take me a few business days to process that it is in fact real. Then I'll explode.

Here's the thing I've been ruminating on... Whether the Duffers were queer baiting or are a bit homophobic or scared to actually make any characters queer bc the straight audience is the important audience or whatever-- The cast, tho, aren't. I think possibly what they've been hinting at or alluding to is that whether they were supposed to or not... They were playing their character that way. Like Maya and Natalia were leaning into the chemistry and like the idea of ronance. Like Joseph making Eddie flirty with Steve and Keery being on board with it. Or Noah and Finn do think Will and Mike like each other. And yeah, you could say it's another form of queer baiting but I see it more as the Duffers aren't going to make it canon but the actors actually know what people want and give us what they can. Does that make sense?

I could be way off with this but... It's just food for thought and all that.

you shoukd draw the soapahipping boys... byt they are plush toys... everything is the same but that

i couldnt pick between these 2 so i made both Lol

I love this movie <🧼3

petekey 🤜🤜🤜🧼🧼🫧

Born to be a princess that never holds anything, but I’m the only guy in my friend group