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gondor bros + hobbits

what the fuck do you mean your keyboard doesnt have letters

We have no letters Kathleen!

The ides of March is coming up what’s everyone getting me?

You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

[OPENS FRIDGE, REMOVES TUPPERWARE CONTAINER LABELLED "Pomegranates from land of dead do not eat"]

the problem with having a decade old tumblr blog is that there are posts on it from a decade ago

NANALAN GET YOUR ASS OUT OF THERE THAT IS THE MOST DANGEROUS TRAFFIC I HAVE EVER SEEN OH MY GOD THE SIGN IS EVEN COMING THROUGH THE WINDOW THAT SEATBELT IS JUST STUCK ON IT’S NOT GONNA HELP YOU OH GOD