Thedashversepod - To DashCon, With Love

based moffat

cred: chris maggio

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.

no language should be mocked other than french

"... bought... copper... from... this... shady fucker... bad quality... zero stars... "

in primary school we had a creative writing assignment where we had to ‘write about a character in a new, strange situation!’ and i wrote about a squid that was somehow teleported from the ocean to the forest floor and slowly choked to death for two pages and i’ll never quite forget my teacher’s face because it turns out she wanted ‘this new school is scary, i hope i make friends!’ and not a graphic description of a squid dying

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?