Zeus : What Is Wrong With You?!

Optician : Okay, what colour is this? *points to grey*

Nico : ….

Optician : ….

Nico : …..

Will in a corner : Come on! We haven’t got all day!

Nico: …It’s light black.

The Kane chronicles or Magnus Chase : which one is better?

Go ahead I’m actually curious

did a Jude cosplay 👍🏻

Aspen : *exists*

Me to him about how he broke up with America : Guess you didn’t cheat, but you’re still a traitor-

😭😭😭

breathtaking | jurdan

some smut and a little dash of fluff as requested by my love @staticpetrichor

enjoy! <3

tags: @illyrianbeauty @stardustsroses @thomasscresswell @slightlyrebelliouswriter23 @nomattertheoceans @twili-al @b00kworm @mysweetvilllain @clockworkgraystairs

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The High Queen did not like to be kept waiting.

Her thoughts tugged at the wistful promise of the taste of skin and the sweetness of lips, low murmurs that had been exchanged close to an hour ago now as the council meeting dragged on to unbearable lengths. Cardan’s presence in the chair at her side did nothing to help, his tail flicking back and forth across her thigh, tickling the bare skin exposed within the slit of her dress that led all the way to her upper thigh. The only slight measure of indication of his silent flirtations was the subtle curl of his gently cruel lips, a look she wanted to painfully smack away, but would be impossible to get away with given their public circumstances.

She hated these god damned council meetings with every inch of her.

Her fingertips drummed against the polished redwood table, a soft, dull rhythm of impatience.

“I doubt the Undersea cares about the jurisdiction of the marshes, given the little political advantage to their claim,” Cardan mused, perpetuating a scattering of murmurs of assent. “I propose we pass through the territory without sending for official pardon in passage. If they have any objections to this we will feign compromise to discontinue travel through the region henceforth.“ 

Jude ground her teeth together. She knew what her husband was doing, the bastard, drawing out the menial matters of the meeting even further just to test her patience that much more.

Patience wasn’t one of her strong suits.

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Me and @jason-the-saving-grace27 have established that Maxon Calix Schreave is a great hugger. He will and does stay up and cuddle with America..and forehead kisses. Yes, this couple is absolutely smitten. I would like to see someone attempt to change my mind.

Ben Barnes is without doubt a darklina shipper.

Go ahead, change my mind.

Eadlyn to Maxon : Dad, I’m never getting married, this selection is a waste of time.

Eikko (Erik) : *exists*

Eadlyn :

: Looks like that’s about to change

Me everytime I enter a fandom :

One week ago : I’ve never heard of (insert fandom name)

One week later : I’M SO OBSESSED!! ALL I THINK ABOUT IS THAT! DAY AND NIGHT,,

Percy : I WANT BLUE COOKIES

: BLUE COOKIESSSSSSSS

Gaea and the giants : So this is the guy that beat us?

Kronos, the Titans, and everyone Percy has ever beaten :

𝙂𝙚𝙩 𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙞𝙩