GILLIAN ANDERSON L'Officiel USA | Photographed By Nick Thompson

My Divine Aphrodite

I worship at your altar and admire thine beauty

My divine Aphrodite.

With hair like spun gold which down your spine cascades.

Each kiss like fruit ripe from the vine.

In all things you are perfect, in all things divine.

Me at any minor inconvenience in my life:

“influencer” is such a sinister title. it’s got all the menace of “royal adviser” but none of the raw sex appeal.

What happens if tarantula no longger need the frog?

great news! that just straight-up doesn't happen.

tarantulas can live for well over a decade, and female tarantulas can expect to breed multiple times before they finally kick it! and since there's always the expectation of there going to be a new clutch of eggs in the nest every year, there's no benefit in getting rid of the frogs that will keep those eggs safe.

a female columbian lesserblack tarantula will treasure and protect her frogs until the day she dies, and then those frogs will go into the care of whichever of her daughters inherits her burrow! it's an eternal cycle. a cycle of frog.

Walk into your kitchen at 3am and this wizard is waiting for you, having drunk your beer and sampled, but disliked, your potato chips, hasn’t done the dishes, and he isn’t happy

What do you do?

Japanese child actress Mana Ashida (little Mako) was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.

My Neighbor Guillermo Del Toro.

Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event