Things I Like About This Decal On A Restaurant Window: -the Insane Orange Waiter -that He’s Carrying

this is the only ship that matters

Fucking sick of being overlooked all the time

Give us slavic ariana now

I want a pangolin Pokémon :(

The introduction of Cinderella’s STEPFAMILY in THE GLASS SLIPPER (1955)

I have returned!

I have returned after forgetting I had this little thing and after looking over I have decided to use this once more!

Stupid is timeless.

What happens if tarantula no longger need the frog?

great news! that just straight-up doesn't happen.

tarantulas can live for well over a decade, and female tarantulas can expect to breed multiple times before they finally kick it! and since there's always the expectation of there going to be a new clutch of eggs in the nest every year, there's no benefit in getting rid of the frogs that will keep those eggs safe.

a female columbian lesserblack tarantula will treasure and protect her frogs until the day she dies, and then those frogs will go into the care of whichever of her daughters inherits her burrow! it's an eternal cycle. a cycle of frog.

I Do Not Know My Own Heart

I do not know my own heart, it betrays my mind. I feel torment.

Am I to chase happiness and rise or to settle for what is safe?

Will I cry out in joy or am I to lament?