Pls Do This W/ My Ocs Yall Ask Me Questions PLEEEAASSEEEE

My actual reaction seeing some of the names yall are coming up with for Necromancer Mark:

everybody be prepared because at an unknown time and date The Necromancer HCS will drop. be prepared people.

Very late at night I'm running low on energy I'm tired as hecc but here's Markiplier/Jacksepticeye(happy bday dude) egos as things I have said

Host: I have decided that I no longer want to be here.

Murdock: I will consume your eyes like grapes

The Author: I'm going to eat the skin in between each of your fingers

Darkiplier: ShadowMilk if you can hear this PLEASE come home

God of Night: I'm slim shaky yes I'm real shaky

The Necromancer: Why can't we link arms and frolic down the pathway together :(

Wilford: Look at this hat, sexiest hat in the world

Actor: PLEASECOMEHOMEIMBEGGINGPLEASE

Google: You mention him and I'm gonna yap so hard you'd rather prefer being next to a rocket engine then me

Bing: Oi, "dude" is my thing >:<

Chase Brody: The Compressing Hallway of Doom😰

Antisepticeye: I don't get the fuss really, you can get away with anything if you don't get caught

JJ: My brain isn't braining

Henrik: Wanna know what "Birth Control Pills" in German is? Antibabypillen

Robbie: [...] please it's 6:55 my brain doesn't work at this time

Marvin: Wanna see some real magic? *leaves the room*

JBM: *redesigning MLP characters* Yeah I'm doing my homework :/

Bonuses!!!!

Celine(my wife fr): I don't care I'm not interested in Wizard Cookie >:<

Celci: *fixes one thing* I swear I do everything in this house

Mack: Totally understand definitely makes so much sense thank you so much for definitely and clearly understanding me *peak sarcasm*

Damien: I could treat him better smh😔

I am so sorry if I missed anybody I'll add those to the next part😔😔😔😔😔

this blog hates donald trump

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Well I can't believe it's Christmas!

There's only one thing I have to say about that!

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year Tumblr!

🎄🎁🎅🤶

Dark and Anti HCS bc they're living in my head rent-free

{This is what boredom does to a person take notes peeps}

A͟n͟t͟i͟

{ofc im starting with glitchy turtle alphebetical order people}

• Purrs

• Can control electronic/mobile devices

• Suprisngly warm bc of the amount of electricity being produced from him

• Oh he 𝒕𝒐𝒕𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 hisses

•F a n g s

• Demon tail because I said so

• The tail works similiar to a dog's/cat's (E.G: Wagging when happy, lashing when mad, ect)

• My boy will eat ANYTHING edible(except those muscle-shell things those suck ass)

• Can accidentally cause static shocks w̶h̶o̶s̶a̶y̶s̶i̶t̶s̶a̶n̶a̶c̶c̶i̶d̶e̶n̶t̶

• Has a sorta reddish gradient from the tips of his claws down to around half of his forearms

• Bring up any of his intrests. You'll never shut him up

• God help anyone who tries to hurt his friends or S/O.

• Make fun of his intrests. I dare you.

• Surprisingly loves cuddles? Because yes?

• Curls up like a cat bc yes.

• Actually loves turtles. Won't admit it but he loves them.

• t̶o̶t̶a̶l̶l̶y̶d̶i̶d̶n̶t̶b̶e̶g̶m̶a̶r̶v̶i̶n̶t̶o̶m̶a̶g̶i̶c̶a̶t̶u̶r̶t̶l̶e̶f̶o̶r̶h̶i̶s̶b̶i̶r̶t̶h̶d̶a̶y̶

• He 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 find any sugar you're hiding.

Ok onto Dark now I've yapped enough abt Glitch turtle time 4 monochrome boi

D͟a͟r͟k͟

{Probs won't have as much as Anti but yk we'll see}

• Oh yeah defintely purrs too

• GENDERFLUID AND YOU CAN PRY THAT FROM MY COLD DEAD CLAWS

• Also has demon tail bc yes

• SHADOW/VOID MANIPULATION‼️

• Aura changes colour based on who's taking "control" of the body. Blue if it's Damien, Red if it's Celine(my wife fr trust🙏)

• Naturally cold bc well they're basically a 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 messed up corpse and will cuddle for warmth

• Bc he's naturally cold he absoloutley DESPISES Winter. Heat's turned all the way up, 50 layers of weighted blankets, you get the idea

• f a n g s

• Doesn't really get sick but there's still that icky feeling hanging around

• Two of almost every organ bc its two peeps in a body so yeah

• If the black cat was a person

• I like the idea of EldritchHorror!Dark and that how we see Dark in WKM, ADWM, AHWM, ect is the form he uses so that they don't scare us or anyone in the manor accidentally.

All for now {how 2 change text colour on mobile yall help}

PLEASE FILL THE INBOX W/ HC REQUESTS I AM DYING

I don’t know how we’re letting trump get away with all this shit when I truly believe that if you threw a blanket over his head he would think it was nighttime and go to sleep like a bird

Oc drop :D

This silly dude is The Concept of Abstraction(TCOA) and is one of the 5 Concepts of Reality(The others being Space, Time, Gravity and Reality itself). However due to their title being a bit too long and odd for society to take it right they're going under one main name "Christian" however he's insisted that whenever they're in battle that they should be called SkullCruncher because he said and I quote "Its really cool, defo will strike some fear into the minnows"

Anyways more information on them soon ye

Darkiplier Headcanons

{oh yeah we are so back}

I heavily HC that Celine was "in control" during ADWM and Damien was "In control" in AHWM

The guy's got an absolute shit immune system(they're literally a dead corpse what do you expect) but surprisingly rarely gets sick and whenever they do it's litaral hell for them

If the temperatures drop anywhere below 5°C expect the heating on MAX

Kinda a demon

Ik I said this already but I'm making it 1000000% clear that is a HC I will die on; the guy friggin purrs

Oh yeah Touch-starved

Also allergic to vulnerability and showing most forms of human emotion

Hey so yk that cane Damien had? Yeah they've still got it. They actually still use it as one of their legs got pretty fucked up during that fall.

Oh yeah back issues are completely out of order.

They

Hurt

Like

Hell

Can barely sleep bc of them.

Oh yeah and if you do manage to get this guy asleep. They will be out cold. You are not waking them up. They are out.

Constant dull migraines bc of the ringing

He might be short but boi is their temper shorter

I forgot if I mentioned this last HC Roll but claws :D

Once they're out cold you are not waking this guy up until at least 1pm

Any later than 13:30 then something's up

Oh yeah idk if I mentioned this but yk how I said they got double of almost every organ? Ye well I came up with a nice lil hc that the guy's got not one, not two, but THREE hearts(each one being the soul's that they're made up of)

Oh yeah double organs makes hunger a nightmare

As well as nausea

Bc that guy's body works entirely different instead of build up(Like our bodies) it just happens. Any minute. Any second. It just happens.

Bc they use teleportation and all that fella's not used to being in normal human transport bc 1: ur magic just teleport it's easier and 2: ur litarally designed to make ppl uncomfortable 100% expect some looks.

This guy physically and mentally cannot function w/out coffee.

Bc they're technically separate from Mark they can get drunk and it's actually something I've seen alot in some fanfics.

Shadow tentacles. Do what you want with this information.

Sorry for infodumping about my special interest out of nowhere, you said a keyword and it activated my unskippable dialogue