Close Enough, Welcome Back Laurance Zvahl!

Since the death of God, there's been a vacancy open

ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ꜰɪʟʟ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʀᴏʟᴇ

my idea for a new disney world ride. please signal boost this so that this ride can be at disney world.

I finally added animation :3

If you can’t reblog this, unfollow me now.

what if vampires are like mosquitoes and only the ladies drink blood

its equivalent to saying lol when keeping a straight face

This is the most fucked up tag you can put on a joke post. No exclamation point, all lowercase, nothing. You’ll never know if this is sarcastic or genuine. I don’t know if they hate me or they liked the post, I just don’t know.

Taking this box to go

ami the only one who thinks it would be nice if my bones just detach for a few seconds like when a skeleton gets comically spooked