Thecatwitch - A_cat_pretending_to_be_a_witch

Reblog and put in the tags where you can be found if tumblr ever goes down

Did you know Star Fruit grows from vine dreads? Imagine photosynthesizing with your own hair and never having to buy food again.

If the ocean ever disappears DONT GO LOOKING FOR IT… go in the other direction

A wonderful tutorial but it doesn't apply to some mobile users. So for mobile users you could do this

just tap on it and it'll close out

What to do when you don’t like a fic: a step by step guide

Step 1:

why aren't there more mysteries that take place in nursing homes & retirement communities. i want to watch a group of deranged retirees-cum-amateur-detectives combine their powers of:

decades of life experience

boredom-fueled busybody shamelessness

access to the most gossipy next-door-neighbors in existence

"I am too old to be arrested and/or give a shit" attitude

and solve crimes. this should be an enormous subgenre.

"I wanted to draw a fat person in this, but I just didn't know how to draw them, so I made all of the characters thin. Drawing fat people is hard."

So you were born out of the womb knowing how to draw thin people and hands and detailed machinery and animals and everything else that you draw? You never had to learn how to draw something and practice it?

-Mod Worthy

I'm doing better than you. Your just spray paint on a wall

Gotham City was real but Batman was still fictional, and Gotham got all its revenue from Batman-related tourism. The constant Batman gift shops were fun at first but soon became grating.

I finally added animation :3