Werewolves That Are Built Like Lumberjacks But Turn Into A Small Dog On The Full Moon

Since the death of God, there's been a vacancy open

ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ꜰɪʟʟ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʀᴏʟᴇ

Pirate all your favorite shows, movies, and games while you still have the chance.

Pour one out for all the stories you'll never find again, that you barely remember in totality, but that left an impression on you that you'll never forget.

The short stories from standardized tests that you only had a few minutes to read, but those minutes will last a lifetime.

The books on the library display shelf you used to occupy time until your mom could come pick you up from school.

The graphic novel you picked up when you were first getting into comics and could never find again.

The single lines or themes from stories you otherwise don't remember, save for the one thing that you saw and internalized as a new part of your personality.

Let's pour one out for the books that built us, even if we never could find them again, and couldn't of we wanted to.

Unmute !

I'm doing better than you. Your just spray paint on a wall

I don’t get it, man. why. why do we have to homogenize everything. why does every product have to look and behave and feel the exact same way. why can’t tumblr maintain its individuality? why can’t it lean into the things that make it a unique and refreshing offering instead of scrambling to make it a carbon copy of twitter? sucks, man. sucks.

"Witty rogue who always has a plan (and usually fails)"

Im the comic relief villain of the week

Surprise! Tumblr just got turned into an epic fantasy RPG, just like [your favorite appropriate media franchise]. And the Tumblr RPG's plot needs to have all of its characters covered, in roles both large and small.

That means that you are assigned to a stereotypical RPG role inside our new fantasy world. Spin this wheel to find out what you are now doing for a living.

New more mature way of dealing with being bad at things I thought i would be good at