Please Just Watch The Codenames Video It’s So Good But Also Halfway Through Simone Whips Out A Hand

when brian david gilbert said “build a quilt from all who have loved me”

…did…did BDG submit himself to Akinator???? 

they go on a road trip, and burger films vang0 and dasha’s reactions to various things. trees, for instance. fields of real grass, not just artificial. dasha pretends she is very unbothered and that she’s seen all of these things a million times before but her attempts to climb trees in high heels prove she is lying. 

burger has to try and catch her and the rest of the video is a screen full of grass (where he’d dropped the phone,) a loud “ooOMPH,” and a poor attempt at an unruffled “see? I can climb a tree,” with some 2045-era country music playing in the background

lately i’ve been thinking about the cybergang having a shared tik tok account and it’s just the best thing to think about when i’m sad

“these names are meaningful in a way that a given name cannot be because these are determined by your being. you are no longer defined by a name that was given to you as a child. you are free to manifest your own true nature with a name you create” is one of the most genuinely touching things ive ever heard as a trans person and im struggling to accept that it came from a polygon shitpost video about an 11-page hideo kojima name generator

Hey I hit 1500 followers so here’s a bunch of cyberpunk gifs (Part 1 of 4)

David Brian Gilbert from the new unraveled!!

i’m back on my the altogether bullshit

anyway follow through is criminally underrated and should be on spotify

Jonah calling the upcoming album "LP1" has me feeling some kind of way

best of polygon overboard 10-11-2020

- rodeo clowns (and its back-and-forth editing everyone say thank you clayton)

- “several people are typing...”

- sexiest kitchen appliance: the air frier

- pat and simone having 0 points after a full round

- “hey”

- “iowa (sorry to get political)”

- brian’s self-callout with the “many novelty instruments that he won’t learn”

- brian saying he wants aliens to “get [the chicago bean] out of [his] sight”

- brian saying “bennie franklin”

- brian in general this overboard tbh

- turn into snake

- get into toilet

- cant flush no hands

- “What the fuck is a crockery, dude?”

- simone taking a picture of the screen on “What movie never fails to make Simone laugh?”

- jennas logic puzzle loophole

- brian and pat both answering the exact same way for “get into gundams”

- clayton writing fanfic in grade school

- the entirety of brian’s boomerang bit

- but especially brian’s SOUND EFFECT for getting hit with a boomerang

(add on please)

no thoughts head silo