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the heavy piano chords behind "do you need a new me / 'cause i've got two or three / and they'll only be here until / my clean slated state"........im losing my mind

good evening, polygon folks

yall I physically cannot with these folks. I love them so much

[right to left: Pat Gill- tired old man detective pikachu that is 2 days from retirement putting a knife in an evidence bag, BDG- a round friend of a pikachu that says "no crimes please" and may or may not be digital for the sake of using a stock image of a police car, Karen Han- a very noir movie poster take on detective pikachu with a stern handsome man face and gun]

…did…did BDG submit himself to Akinator???? 

Italian Stallion: what are your pronouns?

Vang0: what’s a pronoun

Italian Stallion: indicative but not exclusive to your gender identity

Vang0: stop swearing at me

Italian Stallion: can i refer to you as they/them?

Vang0: but my name is Vang0

Italian Stallion, to Burger: what are the blonde one’s pronouns?

Burger: oh, we use he/him for him, he doesn’t really care though

still sad i didn’t get to hear “three voices one heart six eyes” at the end of the pod

are you looking for fresh new content? do you want to watch something fun and silly but also very cool and well-put together? do you relate to people that are just huge fucking dumbasses all the time?

then look no further than polygon’s cyberpunk red ttrpg series! it is so so good n’ entertaining, the characters are wonderful and the dm’ing is so clever, and if you give it views they might do more of it!! 

I couldn't edit this shorter than one second but I really wanted a clip of Brian's "eeeaa!" so here's this

conversations that probably happened

bdg several months ago: im gonna grow a moustache so i can do a video about waluigi and dramatically shave it off

everyone at polygon who are just as unhinged as bdg: fuck yeah long con