Yeah I Guess You Could Say Im Trans. Transporting This MUG ROOT BEER Into My MOUTH

thinking about how amazing life would be if i could play bar chords

can give?

can not.

it’s not really a kraken game if john and edzo haven’t had at least one ridiculous side conversation in the first 5 minutes lmfao

Every single person studying a language when they recognize the most basic word of the language in a text or a video

psychoanalyzing the gender/identity dichotomy between ice skating and ice hockey and coming to the more objectively correct conclusion that ice hockey is rooted in motherly feminine behavior of protecting the nest and that ice skating is about masculine peacocking of one's own physical prowess in seeking a mate

no more reading camus in public im reading this shit

snoopy is back at it again eating 37 human femurs, merry christmas everyone

someone tell me why comedically stepping around like this actually feels like im being quieter

gonna need a second coffee table for all these coffee table books