I Didnt Know "a Christmas Carol" Was Supposed To Be So Funny?? The Entire First Conversation Just Feels

"I am the biggest faggot and such a whore" exclaimed the most virgin aroace teenager to ever be born

kinda feeling like him rn

Six feet above water

Six feet under par

Twenty years surprised her

Amongst the quicket little stars !

Two feet beneath the surface

One beneath the soul

Twelve above the heart

Crafted from earthly gold.

Consider what would happen

To a damsel in dismay

Of fear and trembling wonderfully

Of her step to be light and gay

A cricket cap upon her hair

In the sorrowful evening gray !

Twas much of once a worry

What would happen, under par

Beneath the pandemonium’s walls

Beneath the tribal stars

Much yearns to be taken

From the step, last week’s array

For the cricket cap on her head

And her step to be light and gay !

it’s not really a kraken game if john and edzo haven’t had at least one ridiculous side conversation in the first 5 minutes lmfao

"by gathering the sum of their consequences in the domain of their intelligence, by seizing and noting all their aspects, by outling their universe." what the fuck does that mean you philosophical baguette eater

injure me and make me miss 19 games because im dunn

wyd when u see me sitting mysteriously in a park reading this

Definitely one of the funniest feature discord has added.

WARNING! ANNOYING BITCH HAS BREACHED THE PERIMETER!!!

DO YOU WISH TO EVACUATE?

Hi, I'm sorry for reblogging that Octonauts post so much it just hit my autism

u gotta go where the 'tism calls‼️

you want me to tell people i love them? the thing that killed basil hallward??